This 10 year old boy walks into a brothel holding a string which is tied to a dead frog.
the boy walks up to the front desk and requests a woman from the brothel's headmistress.
the headmistress responds "kid you are like 10 years old, im not letting you have a woman."
the kid slams down a $100 bill.
the headmistress responds to this gesture "*sigh* alright fine, i'll set you up with a woman."
the boy says to her "one condition, she MUST have herpes."
the headmistress looks utterly shocked and replies "i dont know what kinda game your playing here kid, but all of our women are clean."
so, the boy rolls his eyes and pulls out another $100 bill.
the headmistress looks at the $200 lying on her counter and hesitates but eventually says, "fine, wait 10 minutes."
she leads the boy to a room upstairs with his woman, who has herpes.
roughly 15 minutes passes, and the boy is heading out on his way.
the headmistress sees the dead frog on the string and stops the boy.
she calls to him "little boy! you have to tell me, just what the hell is up with that frog. if you dont tell me i swear it will bug me to the day i die."
so the boy takes a deep breath and says: "well, i just ****ed one of your hookers who has herpes. now i have herpes. im going to go home now, and **** my ****ty babysitter who is passed out drunk at my house. she will get herpes. when my dad comes home, he will drive her home, and he will **** her in his backseat. my dad will get herpes. when he gets home, he will **** my mom. she will get herpes. tomorrow, the milkman is going to deliver our milk. my mom will invite him in, and **** him. now the milkman will get herpes, AND HES THE MOTHER****ER THAT KILLED MY GODDAMN FROG!"
tl;dr:
This 10 year old boy walks into a brothel holding a string which on the other end is tied to a dead frog.
the boy walks up to the front desk and requests a woman from the brothel's headmistress.
the headmistress responds "kid you are like 10 years old, im not letting you have a woman."
the kid slams down a $100 bill.
the headmistress responds to this gesture "*sigh* alright fine, i'll set you up with a woman."
the boy says to her "one condition, she MUST have herpes."
the headmistress looks utterly shocked and replies "i dont know what kinda game your playing here kid, but all of our women are clean."
so, the boy rolls his eyes and pulls out another $100 bill.
the headmistress looks at the $200 lying on her counter and hesitates but eventually says, "fine, wait 10 minutes."
she leads the boy to a room upstairs with his woman, who has herpes.
roughly 15 minutes passes, and the boy is heading out on his way.
the headmistress sees the dead frog on the string and stops the boy.
she calls to him "little boy! you have to tell me, just what the hell is up with that frog. if you dont tell me i swear it will bug me to the day i die."
so the boy takes a deep breath and says: "well, i just ****ed one of your hookers who has herpes. now i have herpes. im going to go home now, and **** my ****ty babysitter who is passed out drunk at my house. she will get herpes. when my dad comes home, he will drive her home, and he will **** her in his backseat. my dad will get herpes. when he gets home, he will **** my mom. she will get herpes. tomorrow, the milkman is going to deliver our milk. my mom will invite him in, and **** him. now the milkman will get herpes, AND HES THE MOTHER****ER THAT KILLED MY GODDAMN FROG!"
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