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Old 09-17-2009, 10:26 PM
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My Dad...Akon

Haha, you came in here thinking im the secret son of akon...NAH!

But for srsly guys. My dad called today and told my mom he's taking me to an Akon concert on the 30th of October..I know he's just trying to be a cool dad since I see him MAYBE once a month since my parents split up 7 years ago, but I really don't like Akon at all, and it's going to be really awkward to be at a concert like that with my dad..

I really don't know how you guys could help, I just felt like telling st.
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Old 09-17-2009, 10:27 PM
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Old 09-17-2009, 10:27 PM
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Haha, you came in here thinking im the secret son of akon...NAH!
No because I read the preview.
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Old 09-17-2009, 10:29 PM
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I would beat the ****ing **** out of my dad if he ever said he wanted to bring me to see Akon.
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Old 09-17-2009, 10:29 PM
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Old 09-17-2009, 10:31 PM
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bring a 14yo girl to take up on stage
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Old 09-17-2009, 10:31 PM
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I would beat the ****ing **** out of my dad if he ever said he wanted to bring me to see Akon.
My dad's 58 and until he retired this year he was a highschool english teacher, you can imagine how awkward this is, but I can't say no he'd feel bad and so would I
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Old 09-17-2009, 10:33 PM
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Old 09-17-2009, 10:34 PM
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but then I'll feel unsafe in Gotham city.
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Old 09-17-2009, 10:35 PM
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Just go and TRY to have fun. Think of it this way...you'd rather you dad take you out and try to do something with you then say A)Dad sitting in the house all day doing jack ****, not caring about you or B)Your dad is dead.

Just try and appreciate it. I know there's 0% of SRS answers in /ST/ but, for real...just try and enjoy it. Even though Akon sucks. OSNAP.

Your dad will die one day and you will tell everyone at the funeral about the time you went to an Akon concert with him. And you will cry. I promise you that.

Go and have fun foo'.
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Old 09-17-2009, 10:35 PM
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Find a concert you do like and tell him, If hes truley trying to be a cool dad he'll respect your interests, and he'll be a cool dad.

EDIT: unless he bought tickets already, then just go and have fun
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Now I can't stop thinking about my dead dad. Thanks, *******.
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Old 09-17-2009, 10:36 PM
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Now I can't stop thinking about my dead dad. Thanks, *******.
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Old 09-17-2009, 10:37 PM
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i came in here to taunt you.
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Old 09-17-2009, 10:41 PM
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give ur dad a blowjob.
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Old 09-17-2009, 11:19 PM
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Old 09-17-2009, 11:28 PM
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I mean, there are times to suck him dry, and times to not suck him dry.

Akon concerts always involve sucking him dry.
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Old 09-17-2009, 11:29 PM
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Just go you down syndrome ****. What else would you do that night? Read ST?
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Old 09-17-2009, 11:30 PM
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Just go you down syndrome ****. What else would you do that night? Read ST?
.....Go on....
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Old 09-17-2009, 11:31 PM
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throw something at the stage, lulz will ensue

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Old 09-17-2009, 11:38 PM
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1. scalp the akon tickets
2. profit
3. get iron maiden tickets
4. tell your father about it and go see maiden with him
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6. Profit???
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