Haha, you came in here thinking im the secret son of akon...NAH!
But for srsly guys. My dad called today and told my mom he's taking me to an Akon concert on the 30th of October..I know he's just trying to be a cool dad since I see him MAYBE once a month since my parents split up 7 years ago, but I really don't like Akon at all, and it's going to be really awkward to be at a concert like that with my dad..
I really don't know how you guys could help, I just felt like telling st.
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I would beat the ****ing **** out of my dad if he ever said he wanted to bring me to see Akon.
My dad's 58 and until he retired this year he was a highschool english teacher, you can imagine how awkward this is, but I can't say no he'd feel bad and so would I
Just go and TRY to have fun. Think of it this way...you'd rather you dad take you out and try to do something with you then say A)Dad sitting in the house all day doing jack ****, not caring about you or B)Your dad is dead.
Just try and appreciate it. I know there's 0% of SRS answers in /ST/ but, for real...just try and enjoy it. Even though Akon sucks. OSNAP.
Your dad will die one day and you will tell everyone at the funeral about the time you went to an Akon concert with him. And you will cry. I promise you that.
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