is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
That's terrible. Do you stay in contact with your friends from Philadelphia? Best of luck in California. Hopefully no one bothers you there and runs you out.
Avoiding the swear filter! Better take it down..we don't wanna see the almighty lyndon banned.
I don't give a righteous **** about the swear ****ter. I'm too MOTHER ****ING **** **** BAD ****ING *** TO GIVE TWENTYFIVE ****S ABOUT THE SWEAR ****TER!
/BAD *** ****ING MOTHER****ER
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"Originally posted by Baller McGangster: Oh goddammit Lyndon I lol'd for some reason."
Baller is my penis.
XBL: A soggy meat
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Stop undervaluating others and you will be more than a broken condom.
I don't give a righteous **** about the swear ****ter. I'm too MOTHER ****ING **** **** BAD ****ING *** TO GIVE TWENTYFIVE ****S ABOUT THE SWEAR ****TER!
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"Originally posted by speedballcougar: One time I hid under the couch in front of the tree, and I saw my parents put the presents there. I didn't want to get caught, so I stayed quiet. Then they had sex on the couch. :( "
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95% of teens would cry if they saw the whole twilight cast standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If your one of the 5% who would sit there eating popcorn saying "DO A FLIP!!" copy and paste this in your sig
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