THE INVASION: Preparation Thread

Chawlie_Boy (Banned) · #1 08-09-2009, 02:42 AM

Some of you have possibly seen my thread expressing my fears of the incoming deer invasion.

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3177969

This is my preparation thread.

What's so bad about a deer you ask? Here is what the average fool would see:

But look closer:

I know, disturbing.

I've informed NASA and they'll be assisting us from space with the aid of the "omega cannon".

Yes, very impressive.

Supposedly the deer are beginning to attack from the sea as well, but we'll have the harpoons to protect us.

Here is a map showing all areas of deer invasion, red indicating the worst hit areas.

Be prepared ST.

washington · #2 08-09-2009, 02:44 AM

i do not know who you are but every one else does and i want to look cool so

DUDE CHARLIE WHATS UP MAN WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

ion.reaper · #3 08-09-2009, 02:46 AM

Winnipeg looks completely safe. I will begin to stockpile weapons in case they begin to invade..

>>Empire2k5<< · #4 08-09-2009, 02:46 AM

I laughed pretty hard.

Chawlie_Boy (Banned) · #5 08-09-2009, 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ion.reaper

Winnipeg looks completely safe. I will begin to stockpile weapons in case they begin to invade..

Smart man. I think the squirrels are conspiring with them...avoid talking about this outdoors.

Bking2 · #6 08-09-2009, 02:47 AM

no deer here in washington. none.

AmmoWasted · #7 08-09-2009, 02:49 AM

I shall form an alliance with the moose of Canada...we can always count on them.

washington · #8 08-09-2009, 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bking2

no deer here in washington. none.

dude i see them all..............nope none

holycheezit · #9 08-09-2009, 02:50 AM

Is that supposed to be barbed wire on the antlers?

Chawlie_Boy (Banned) · #10 08-09-2009, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by holycheezit

Is that supposed to be barbed wire on the antlers?

I'm not sure man, some kind of aura of evil.....dangerous to be sure.

EmergenC911 · #11 08-09-2009, 02:51 AM

Pizzaman · #12 08-09-2009, 02:52 AM

BRB Maine.

Chawlie_Boy (Banned) · #13 08-09-2009, 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pizzaman

BRB Maine.

They're beginning their descent from that far southeast corner of Canada....I'll have an updated map in a few. Supposedly troubles with deers attacking our satellites from space.

The "AGG" Account · #14 08-09-2009, 02:54 AM

Toronto is infected a tiny bit, I was walking threw the woods the other day near a river and saw a deer, we stared at eachother and as I went for my camera he ran away. So my question is WTF is a deer doing in a urban area with no rural areas for 100 km? The answer, preparing for a invasion! Who knows how many bambies there are here.