I think the most disturbing event of my life happened just yesterday.
I've been chatting with this girl over msn for a while now, and we met a couple weeks ago. (she's ok-looking, sort of like Beth Ditto but not as fat and not as hot) Yesterday we had a date, and after seeing a movie went back to her place, we made out and before long I had my tongue buried in her vag and a finger in her ***.
This is where it all goes wrong.
I pulled my finger out and started licking her anus while gently pinching her ****, I then leaned back a bit while trying to find a comfier position, and was just going to slide a finger back into her *** when I notice something odd.
There's something on my finger. Moving.
At this point I have no ****ing idea what's going on, with a closer look I see there's about 6 or 7 small white stringy things (each about 0.5" long) on my finger and more around her ***.
They're all writhing and wriggling.
Horror.
I'm now holding my finger between us, pointing at it with my other hand, I can't speak; she's panting, out-of-breath, and looking at me as if to say "Why did you stop?". When she realises what's wrong she says "Oh..., they're just threadworms, most people have them, they're harmless."
I ran.
4 hours later, I got back home, I washed my hands with bleach and dettol, gargled a whole bottle of mouthwash, swallowed maybe 1/2 a tube of toothpaste.
After showering about 5 times I still feel dirty.
So I went to my doctor to see if I could have gotten worms from the girl I was with, and he gave me pamphlets and information on it. He also felt the need to give me precautionary pamphlets about sex because I am a teenager. So I took most of it home to read.
It turned out that I really couldn't have gotten the worms from her from what I did. I was still disgusted, and wouldn't be talking to that girl again for a while, but at least I was safe. It also turned out that most people don't have threadworms.
So I'm going about life as usual, and one day I get home from school and my mom is waiting for me. She tells me that she found the sex pamphlets and got scared. She told me that I had to move with my auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.
So I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said Fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Man forget it", yo homes to Bel-Air!
AM I DOING IT RIGHT?
Last edited by TheNextOne21 : 08-06-2009 at 02:19 AM.
Reason: AM I DOING IT RIGHT?
Just a small town girl....
TheMike-No way, dude.
Look how gangster he looks with that lean back, slightly closed eyes, shaggy hair at a formal event and a ****ty tie.
OG Triple OG right there.
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