So one time, I heard there was a girl tied and bound to a set of traintracks when kolder came out of nowhere, halted the train with his outstretched arm, and daringly rescued the troubled girl.
kolder went to a hotel and walked up to the front desk to check-in. The woman at the desk gave him his key and all, and told him that on the way to his room, there was a door with no number that was locked and no one was allowed in there. So he went to his room, and went to bed. The next night he was curious as to what was in the room, so he walked down the hall to where it was and of course tried the handle. Sure enough it was locked. So he bent down and looked through the keyhole. What he saw was a hotel bedroom and in the corner was a woman whose skin was completely white. She was leaning up against a wall and her head was facing the wall. He stared in confusion for a while then went back to his room. The next day, he went back to the room and looked through the keyhole. This time, all he saw was redness. He couldn’t make anything out besides a distinct red color, un-moving.
At this point kolder was confused and a little freaked out. He went to the front desk and asked the lady about the room. She sighed and said, "Did you look through the keyhole?" kolder told her that he had and the lady said, "Well, I might as well tell you the story. A long time ago, a man murdered his wife in that room, and her ghost haunts it. But these people were not ordinary. They were white all over, except for their eyes, which are red."
kolder went to a hotel and walked up to the front desk to check-in. The woman at the desk gave him his key and all, and told him that on the way to his room, there was a door with no number that was locked and no one was allowed in there. So he went to his room, and went to bed. The next night he was curious as to what was in the room, so he walked down the hall to where it was and of course tried the handle. Sure enough it was locked. So he bent down and looked through the keyhole. What he saw was a hotel bedroom and in the corner was a woman whose skin was completely white. She was leaning up against a wall and her head was facing the wall. He stared in confusion for a while then went back to his room. The next day, he went back to the room and looked through the keyhole. This time, all he saw was redness. He couldn’t make anything out besides a distinct red color, un-moving.
At this point kolder was confused and a little freaked out. He went to the front desk and asked the lady about the room. She sighed and said, "Did you look through the keyhole?" kolder told her that he had and the lady said, "Well, I might as well tell you the story. A long time ago, a man murdered his wife in that room, and her ghost haunts it. But these people were not ordinary. They were white all over, except for their eyes, which are red."
I opened a door and it was bright white and there was this bright light , it was sort of cold , there was a box of waffles too and lasagna . I picked up waffles and proceeded to om nom
I once accidentally my hand. Kolder then proceeded to it. Then he made espresso and we had a coffee get together with the mods. They talked about world affairs and the economy. Then one spoke up and said "Hey, this guys made a thread about something that I didn't like, let's ban his ***!" and Koldur said NO! And the day was saved, so we drank our coffee and ate crumpets.
I once accidentally my hand. Kolder then proceeded to it. Then he made espresso and we had a coffee get together with the mods. They talked about world affairs and the economy. Then one spoke up and said "Hey, this guys made a thread about something that I didn't like, let's ban his <del>***</del>!" and Koldur said NO! And the day was saved, so we drank our coffee and ate crumpets.
One time i saw kolder on cam on stickam with his 15 year old account and asked him to give me a funny/cool infraction worth 0 points and he never gave it to me
YEA THAT'S RIGHT I JUST SAID THAT WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO? I AIN'T NEVA SCURRED TRY ME SUCKA
You dare speak to kolder in such a manner? You do realize that once the devil has layed hands on you, the one to determine your fate thereafter is kolder himself?
You dare speak to kolder in such a manner? You do realize that once the devil has layed hands on you, the one to determine your fate thereafter is kolder himself?
He can lick on these little Chinese balls mutha****aaaaaaaaaaa
So one time, I heard there was a girl tied and bound to a set of traintracks when kolder came out of nowhere, halted the train with his outstretched arm, and daringly rescued the troubled girl.
Post your latenight kolder stories.
I would like to say that I chose to wear a stove pipe hat, a black moustache waxed into curls, and a black business suit. I purchase both land and homes and collect rent from starving farmers regardless of how desperately in need they are. and I am SICK...thats right...SICK of the stereotypes that revolve around people like me tying teenage farmers daughters to train tracks! this is bull ****! In my ENTIRE life I have tied 4 MAYBE 5 veluptuous farmers daughters to train tracks due to their families inability to pay my excessive rent. I mean..... thats only like 1 girl per decade ish.
I tell yah. you collect rent 1000 times and no one remembers, but you tie 1...maybe 6 or 7 girls to a train track and all of a sudden you are stereotyped as a "villan"
I guess blacks arent the only ones being oppressed by stereotypes in this country.
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Alphaneo: I am going to steal apple faces sig because I am a huge jerk blake360:Don't really care if you think I'm crazy though, I've seen the documents from the CIA first-hand, back in highschool, my teacher's father worked for the CIA and she brought my class documents proving the Roswell crash was of extraterrestrial origin.
thats right, I just went there.
