so, last night i was driving back home from a party packing 5 others in my 5 seater volvo. anyways, we are almost home when a cop spins around on us and turns on his lights. so we are freaking out (couple of my buddies are ****ed up). we pulled over, and the cop got out. i rolled down my window right when he got to us. he looks in the window, seeing we stacked 4 in the back which hold only 3, and with his southerner accent he says,"you boys gay?" he told us we were going too fast but he let us off with a warning. successful night that gave me lewlz.
inb4 pleep plop, billy mays, you guys are guy, are you guys gay, should have sucked off the cop, cop should have sucked you off, etc, etc.
tl;dr
cop pulled us over and asked us if we were gay
we blew the cop and court happened
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Last edited by chandler SNARF : 07-20-2009 at 11:43 AM.
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