You know... I wake up.... passed out on a couch with doritos all over me looking across the room at the empty liquor bottles wondering what the **** happened. Well i get up and walk around for a bit, see the *****es as their leaving so i decided to dip to wake n bake with a couple peeps. This is where stuff gets a little weird...
Just as I get in the car and we're driving for a little bit pumpin some music while grinding up some purp (the dealer was with us) then we roll it n' smoke a quick blunt... Well my friend drops me off at my house and i walk in and see my dad with some hott *** stripper just passed out with a bottle of jack in his hand... I just smiled to be honest, like father like son.
Lost, I kicked the stripper with my foot a little while saying "we both had a pretty crazy nights huh?" (to mah passed out dad)
The dad says hes sorry for not telling me he still partied and i said it would be cool with me... if he smokes a blunt with me, so we go out and i smoked a ****ing blunt with my dad! crazy stuff, i guess.
Game haha. well we get home and my mom kinda freaked a little but it was straight after that, and he wants me to party with him too. Then my mom looked me in the eye and said "look at the first word of each paragraph of the story..."
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Last edited by Mean Muggin' : 07-12-2009 at 01:01 PM.
"Originally posted by mik3punk
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"Originally posted by ]TSS[ Dake
Get a big bell, so as you're coming down the road everyone will know that "DING! DING! Here comes the ****mobile!""
"Originally posted by Stinman101
woah, pokenose is cute. what stadium was that pic taken at? pm me please!"
You know... I wake up.... passed out on a couch with doritos all over me looking across the room at the empty liquor bottles wondering what the **** happened. Well i get up and walk around for a bit, see the *****es as their leaving so i decided to dip to wake n bake with a couple peeps. This is where stuff gets a little weird...
Just as I get in the car and we're driving for a little bit pumpin some music while grinding up some purp (the dealer was with us) then we roll it n' smoke a quick blunt... Well my friend drops me off at my house and i walk in and see my dad with some hott *** stripper just passed out with a bottle of jack in his hand... I just smiled to be honest, like father like son.
Lost, I kicked the stripper with my foot a little while saying "we both had a pretty crazy nights huh?" (to mah passed out dad)
The dad says hes sorry for not telling me he still partied and i said it would be cool with me... if he smokes a blunt with me, so we go out and i smoked a ****ing blunt with my dad! crazy stuff, i guess.
Game haha. well we get home and my mom kinda freaked a little but it was straight after that, and he wants me to party with him too. Then my mom looked me in the eye and said "look at the first word of each paragraph of the story..."
I claim this entire story Shens..
And will remain such until pics are posted too negate the shens..
I'm pretty high so I thought it would be a good idea to make a new account and post a rediculiously retarted/gay/cool as **** story. AND I DID DAT SHEEEUUT.
