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Old 01-04-2002, 09:30 AM #127
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Yay! I'm not about to get destroyed! And about the blue title, "what blue title?"
Nothing man, nothing ... you probably just had some some of those hallucinigenic bug droppings in your Wheaties this morning is all.
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Old 01-04-2002, 09:36 AM #128
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How did you know I ate wheaties? Thats weird....
"He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake ... he knows ... everything!"

I'm the Evil Overlord, man. It's my job to know these sorts of things.
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Old 01-04-2002, 09:40 AM #129
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Oh ok. I see why its sticky now! This is fun! Hey Faux, Will we do good in our tourney tomorrow???
If you play good and communicate good, I imagine you will...

But to be quite honest, the only I have for thoughts of paintball right now are being occupied with concerns over who we're going to be able to pick up over the winter to fill out our 10-man roster.
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Old 01-05-2002, 10:56 AM #130
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"He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake ... he knows ... everything!"
Sound more like the Evil Santa Clause
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Old 01-05-2002, 11:05 AM #131
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So where was the virginia contingent of the Predators today? We had a really really good day considering the sleet coming down on us. We rocked one kids world from a quite prominant team that I'll tell ya about later. Also Tommy Cole did some eagling for us which helped out a whole lot.
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Old 01-06-2002, 06:48 PM #133
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ok, evil overlord....does this make u laugh:

http://www.japracer.co.uk/fun/insane.htm
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Old 01-07-2002, 05:40 AM #134
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So where was the virginia contingent of the Predators today? We had a really really good day considering the sleet coming down on us. We rocked one kids world from a quite prominant team that I'll tell ya about later. Also Tommy Cole did some eagling for us which helped out a whole lot.
Holy crap, even COLE was there on a crapy day like yesterday? I AM a wuss...

Felt obligated to be there for my dad's birthday brunch and all. In retrospect, it was pretty much a loss of a day otherwise. It was good to be there for "the Old Man" but the rest of the day ...

Oh well... hopefully JC came through with those other players.. (?)

Talk to ya later, bro.

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Old 01-08-2002, 06:35 AM #135
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ok, evil overlord....does this make u laugh:

http://www.japracer.co.uk/fun/insane.htm
No, it just reminded me how much I can sometimes hate people ... actually, I think it was just the nicotine fits.
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But to be quite honest, the only I have for thoughts of paintball right now are being occupied with concerns over who we're going to be able to pick up over the winter to fill out our 10-man roster.
Dude, you KNOW you got some people up here to fill your roster

Why the hell aren't you on AIM anymore? What are ya, a big pussie? I think you are!

B!tch.

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Old 01-09-2002, 06:55 AM #137
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Dude, you KNOW you got some people up here to fill your roster

Why the hell aren't you on AIM anymore? What are ya, a big pussie? I think you are!

B!tch.

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I'm on AIM all freaking day, you northern billygoat humping, Dumb Kid Drew sucking jackass!!!

Hey, if you guys can make it down here to Maryland every other weekend, you're on the team, dude!

Now, get those balls out of your mouth ... you might be able to see your buddy list better.
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Old 01-09-2002, 12:35 PM #139
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Okay ... you have GOT to lose that gayazz font color, bro!

So far as Skyball goes, I think that will probably be our only 5-man event this year, outside of World Cup (I want to play both 5 and 10, I'll have to see how many of the guys want to run both that week)


BY THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Check out yours truly and his heretofore unknown badass team in this month's Paintball2Xtremes! (the article about Tawneytown)

I think it important to mention that the "Muppet Slayers" BARELY edged us out of 1st place ... and by most unscrupulous means, I might add! Due to the fact that JC (also known as "muppet" amongst some of his friends and he was captain of said "Slayers" team) is a friend of mine, I won't totally elaborate ...

Ah, the hell with it, yes I will!

Seeings how this was an Open Class event, we were allowed to have one pro player per team. JC, of Bad Company fame, stretched the technicalities of that rule by claiming that one of the members of his ad hoc team was actually not a pro player despite being on Bad Company's roster, "He only played at World Cup for us, and he still has his Am.B card from earlier in the season."

Yeah, dude ... we hear ya!

Not only that, in our game against JC's team-for-a-day. we stalemated them in the finals, although JC was given credit for the flag pull. JC overstepped himself when he ran to the 50 and grabbed the flag; when he pulled back after grabbing said flag, he overstepped behind the stand-up bunker and got zippered by Rizzo as well as me. The Marb yellow and El Tigre orange all up and down his back was impossible to miss.

What killed me was the fact that I thought for CERTAIN that I popped him at least once between his bunker (my mirror) and the 50. Anyhow, a few minutes later the game ended in a stalemate; it was 1-on-1 and Rizzo was unable to get a clean shot on their back right eagle. As I was walking out of the dead box towards JC, I noticed a conspicuous orange glob of paint and some shell on the side of his head.

Now, I'm not saying anything here, but ...

I walked up to my buddy and noticed his impish smile. I tapped my fingers on the side of his head, "You cheatin' mother****er!!! I ****in' nailed on you that run to the 50, you B!TCH!"

"Naw man," he said with that typical muppetass smile of his, "you hit me when I accidently poked out beyond the front of the standup when I was pulling the flag!"

"Oh mannnnnn... give me a ****in' break, bro! Your head was never showing!"

"Oh, that's right ... you nailed me when I stepped back beyond the other side of that standup, then." His guilty and oversized smile beaming even larger.

"Bull ****, dude!" I said while totally incapable of holding back a laugh, "this isn't practice, man, this is a tourny! You ****in' cheatin' piece of ****! They don't have that '7 hit rule' of yours, alright?!?!!"

JC laughed and insisted that I did not hit him, "Dude, it must've been one of your bro's on the other side of the field then..."

"Naw, man, Tommy was shootin' yellow too. I think I'm the only one using this crappy El Tigre this afternoon, bro."

JC put his arm around my shoulder and laughingly added, "Hey, it's all good, dude, the ref was right there, he called me out. So what if I got the flag first? We didn't roll you guys and we both still took 1st and 2nd just like we've been saying we would all along!"

As I gave him a friendly smack upside the back of his nappy head I said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever dude ... you're still a cheatin', pukin'-***, can't-hold-his liquor, muppet-haired, big smiled biotch!"

I've always enjoyed shootin' that muppet ... I can guarantee that he'll be on the receiving end of many a bonus ball at practice from now on!!!

Of course, I already have a reputation for doing that to anybody on the opposing team whose arm and/or gun is not clearly raised ...


But ya know what? We did well that day. The 2nd highest overall score of the day and a mere 20 points behind 1st in the finals (those, of course, being an ill-gained 20 pts, I might add ) Not only that, but after all the attention and media coverage that Justice got over the past year, it was nice that both of our teams absolutely mowed through them like we did. I got a certain, impish pleasure out of seeing our picture on the Tawneytown website while theirs (4th place) was conspicuously missing...

Sorry Dale, sorry Stephen ... you KNOW I had to say that! See you fools on the big fields this year!
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congrats on the tourny evil one,and my question,why does it seem like all my brainwaves have been failing me as of late?
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congrats on the tourny evil one,and my question,why does it seem like all my brainwaves have been failing me as of late?
Alcohol overload?

I faintly recall feeling that same sort of thing back in my "grain & Gatorade" days a few years ago.
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here faux u caught my eye while scrolling my magazine. i was like i know that "i ride harley" looking guy with big ears and no hair. (just playing bro) - here
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here faux u caught my eye while scrolling my magazine. i was like i know that "i ride harley" looking guy with big ears and no hair. (just playing bro) - here
Yeah, I thought that was pretty cool. I still haven't had a chance to read the article, though. My teammate, Rizzo (the one in the middle of the picture) dropped by the other night and showed it to me. We were all rather drunk at the time, so I can't say I really recall much of what I saw!
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whats in my future??????

I was led to this thread by the commercials where the Evil Overlord had a funny jamacan accent, and was saying "Call me rite now, for your free question"
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Faux, got any ideas where I can pick up $300 fast? Me needum cash soon.
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Spyder I'm sure we could go for some sucky sucky to make some money.

Also is it just me or does dusty look even more homosexual in that pic? I mean look how he's eyeing up muzzi there...

Also you know I would have beaten JC to the flag if I could have made it to the tourney. hehe

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Evil overlord........

whats in my future??????

I was led to this thread by the commercials where the Evil Overlord had a funny jamacan accent, and was saying "Call me rite now, for your free question"
(said in the exact same Jamaican accent...)

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Spyder I'm sure we could go for some sucky sucky to make some money.

Also is it just me or does dusty look even more homosexual in that pic? I mean look how he's eyeing up muzzi there...

Also you know I would have beaten JC to the flag if I could have made it to the tourney. hehe

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Allllllright, Fatkid, let's not go gettin' too cocky here, okay? If you wanna pay Spyder 300 beans to bob on your knob, that's a personal issue, yiou shoulda taken that up in PM. So far as the Porn Star, Dusty, is concerned, I actually think that picture sorta gives a little glimpse into what an absolute raving lunatic the dude is. Your reference to his sexuality isn't a reflection of his hair butcher -- er, cutting -- skills, is it? LOL

You might wanna save that $300 to pay me off and keep me quiet. I seriously doubt if you'd enjoy one of those shots to the back of the head on the break for which our 'little' barrelassed Porn Star is so famous!

Regarding beating JC to the 50 ... dude, when we were doing 5-man, you were definitely our flag guy, no question. But you KNOW that Tommy Campbell and JC are two of the fastest runners we know. I'll tell ya what, you challenge Tomcat to a foot race to the 50 on Sunday and I'll give ya mad props if you beat him ... without tripping him up and shooting him!

I'll do my best to remember the DiskMan and the firecrackers.
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