Grab sushi on the way home then clean my gear while eating said sushi and watching TV.
"First rule of battle, little one ... don't ever let them know where you are."
"WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O' ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo!"
"'Course, there're other schools of thought."