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Old 03-18-2014, 10:44 AM #715
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We were standing waiting to enter the field and a guy accidently fired into his barrel sock. I laughed about it while he looked sheepish.
I handed my marker to my friend to hold while I tied my shoe. When my friend handed it back to me one of us bumped the trigger and fired into my barrel sock. The kid laughed and said that's karma. We both had a pretty good laugh over it.

After that I've started making sure my barrel sock is off before I turn the marker on.
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Old 03-20-2014, 11:57 AM #716
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I'll give you one to laugh,
I was at my field not to long ago and I was of course rocking my Ego. Bunch of kids off a white bus were shouting "I want the kid with the Alien gun on my team!"
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Old 03-20-2014, 11:58 AM #717
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We were standing waiting to enter the field and a guy accidently fired into his barrel sock. I laughed about it while he looked sheepish.
I handed my marker to my friend to hold while I tied my shoe. When my friend handed it back to me one of us bumped the trigger and fired into my barrel sock. The kid laughed and said that's karma. We both had a pretty good laugh over it.

After that I've started making sure my barrel sock is off before I turn the marker on.
That's pretty funny. I actually lost my barrel sock in the forest at PBA Jax Florida (Amazing place) and had to walk off the field with a stick in my barrel.
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Old 03-21-2014, 12:26 PM #718
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Lets see..
Ive seen a kid run out of paint in a shake-n-bake and not refill it for an entire game. It was funny because he could NOT understand why his gun was going POP.. POP... POP a lot louder than it had been.

I saw a kid break out with his barrel condom on and fill it full of paint.

Ive seen a guy shoot out a stick squeegy just cramming it down the barrel during a game. THAT was probably the funniest thing I have seen. "Pop.. Spluch.. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" :squeegy propels about 5' end over end:
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Old 03-21-2014, 02:22 PM #719
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paint bullets..

i have also seen a kid walk off the field while trying to put his barrel bag on he shot himself in the foot. than in the goggles when he dropped the gun.. thank god he still had his goggles on
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Old 03-25-2014, 08:10 AM #720
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The field I played at allowed barrel tapping if you ran out of ammo. I was already in the dead box watching, when I see this dude literally take his barrel off and chucked it at someone. just kinda sat there like, did that really just happen?
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Old 04-01-2014, 04:20 PM #721
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a buddy of mine did this the first time he went. he was running out of air so he could see the paint wasnt flying as far. so every time he shot he would thrust his gun towards his target. he said "i need to make my paint bullets fly farther!"
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Old 04-02-2014, 10:36 PM #722
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Last weekend I was playing some winter ball. I had one ball break in my barrel and didn't have a squeegee along, so my paint was shooting a little screwy. I had a clear shot at a kid that didn't know I had a bead on him. It took me about 20 shots (remember the paint was shooting a little screwy) before I finally tagged him. As soon as I hit him, he started jumping and hopping all over the place. He was only wearing a pair of sweatpants, and I tagged him square on his right jewel. He was whooping and hollering for several minutes about getting shot in the sack. He decided to sit out the next game.

I felt really bad for him, especially since it was his first time out. I took the time afterwards to see if he was okay and also gave him some pointers on gear like paintball pants. I did suggest that no matter what, sweatpants might not be the wisest choice for paintball.
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Old 04-06-2014, 01:59 PM #723
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Couple weekends ago end of day jumped into a game of rec ball. Had a team of newbs. Well when action started one guy sat behind the starting bunker barking orders the entire game, don't think I saw him shoot once or move from that spot the entire game. After game he celebrated and talked as if he took out the whole team.
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Old 04-07-2014, 10:27 PM #724
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I might as well throw my own in the mix. 2nd game I ever played...filled the bag off the break. I tore my sleeve off to clean it up.

1st time with new gun... shot 3 into the bunker and ended up with a mask full of paint.
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Old 04-08-2014, 07:17 PM #725
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The field I played at allowed barrel tapping if you ran out of ammo. I was already in the dead box watching, when I see this dude literally take his barrel off and chucked it at someone. just kinda sat there like, did that really just happen?
Thats hilarious. I was playing some bushball the other day shooting pump. I was making my way up the center of the field when I saw a guy run up and take cover crouched behind a log. He was low enough I couldnt shoot the top half of him but this log left the lower half of him exposed he was wearing some seat pants but they wernt going to be providing him any protection with how low they were riding. I tried to hit his leg/foot but caught him dead center in the butt crack. He actually jumped up out of cover and screamed "my ***!!!" I couldnt help but laugh.
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Old 04-11-2014, 09:59 PM #726
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My first time playing I'm running to get behind a bunker (adrenaline pumping like crazy) and as I turn the corner I slip and eat s***! I hit the ground, hopper pops off sending paintballs everywhere and I end up tumbling behind cover. Best part, I ended up slicing my hand open and smashing my thumb to all hell. According to my friends it was a hilarious sight to see.

P.S.- This only happened a couple months ago, but I'm hooked

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Old 04-12-2014, 09:33 PM #727
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Watched a new player play the last few minutes of a game (I was eliminated, watching from sidelines), he played for like 4 minutes shooting, but not actually shooting paint. He never realized he was out of paint
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Old 04-12-2014, 09:45 PM #728
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I got to watch one of my friends wind up running a gauntlet by mistake. Top of the field we were playing on has 2 bunkers on either side directly across from each other, plus a pipe below each one. He got shot playing off the low end of the pipe and for some reason decided to walk off the field directly between the bunkers. After the first 2-3 hits he started running but still caught 10+ balls before he got clear.
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Old 04-13-2014, 06:09 PM #729
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My cousin and I were playing woodsball and occupied the same barricade. As he ran up to the next barricade he went into a baseball slide and hit the barricade. He ended up knocking it over and was then lit up by atleast 3 people.
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Old 04-13-2014, 09:46 PM #730
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I was taking pictures today and I saw this guy keep peeking around corners with his gun in a one hand slack grip pointed at the ground. I saw someone coming up to him and he was standing in what I can best describe as a sumo stance with his gun slack and down between his legs, wrist resting on his knee. He pops around the corner and shoots at him and this guy springs into action... by falling backwards towards cover, then mid fall he tries to shoot but he doesnt have a good grip so his gun kinda flops up in a Wanted, curve the bullet, maneuver. I swear his grip was so loose the barrel flipped back and touched his chest before pointing forward, still one handed, and fired 2 shots before falling on his *** behind the bunker. I nearly peed and EVERYONE gave him crap for it.
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Old 04-14-2014, 06:00 AM #731
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Watched a new player play the last few minutes of a game (I was eliminated, watching from sidelines), he played for like 4 minutes shooting, but not actually shooting paint. He never realized he was out of paint
Are you sure he didn't know?
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Old 04-14-2014, 08:36 AM #732
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This guy had a brand new Lv1 and Spire:but had to rent a steelie tank, pod pack, and a crapy rental mask. I just thought that was very funny.
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Old 04-14-2014, 09:27 PM #733
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Playing woodsball yesterday at Camp Dakota.. While in the "dead-box" in the bunker-complex, I had a front row seat to a 10 year old kid make a mad rush for the flag, in the final seconds of the game. What warmed my heart, was the enthusiasm he displayed, he was yelling like a berserker while making his all-out charge. I think he was enjoying himself.
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Old 04-16-2014, 03:49 AM #734
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At the same field that was mentioned at HSP, first noobs game ever, very excited. Said "Ill run down the street and get everyone out, you guys wait here." Whistle blows, noob running full tilt through the middle. Saw a wall of paint going towards him. Runs back as fast as he can says "we need a diffrent plan."

Crap, that noob was me in 2002!

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Old 04-16-2014, 11:44 PM #735
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A couple weeks back I was asked to play on a team for the tournament. Well teams were 3v3 and one game there was only one teamate left and all the other players were standing on the sideline. This guy made his way around the field, took a whole 5-6mins doing so, then proceeded to grab the flag and tag our home base. Thankfully the time had ran out so it didnt count. The very next game we got the entire opposing team out and he started to light up the our other teamate, I had to run over to him and stop him from shooting him. Oh fun times.
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