You can not tell me you can't find someone that works there with a half a brain to commentate the game? People work for food, even beer. Sheesh.
"People don't work hard enough. I don't know, i just try to be different than everybody else. When it hurts, I continue to go and see how long I can last. Most people stop when things get tough. No body wants to put in the hard work." -Derrick Rose