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Old 03-10-2013, 07:37 PM #274
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That is why I do not like to bring girls to the field. I bought a girl and her brother and dad came and I snuck up on all of them then they all got mad at me for shooting her. It's not like I am gonna sit there and let them shoot me. I was a good 30 feet away when I started shooting so it was not like I cold have surrendered them.
Oh, this wasn't on purpose, she just had a clear shot and took it. My fault. I don't let anyone just shoot me, no matter how new that are. They've gotta work for it! I don't rush them, either, but I won't just get shot!
But yeah, my girlfriend is the nicest little girl you'd ever care to meet, and I'd never expect her to bonus-ball anyone, ever.
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Old 03-10-2013, 08:02 PM #275
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My favorite watching a newer player try and be Rambo and running face first into a 4x4 that the net is attached to.
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This past Saturday, a kid that I know (about a year or two younger than me) wanted to play a 1 vs. 1 ironman game (you just keep shooting each other until someone finally calls themselves out). The deal was that the loser had to sing "I'm a Little Teapot." I'm using my pump and had a full 100rd hopper. He was renting and had about 3/4 of a standard gravity hopper. So the game starts and the first shot he tries to shoot at me, "buuuuurrrrrrppppp" he's out of air! He forgot to get his tank filled before the game. So basically, I spend about 5 minutes just walking around shooting him before he finally gives up. I hit him just about anywhere you can imagine. It was fun, everyone was laughing, and he was a good sport about it and didn't get mad. And he accepted defeat and sang the song
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My friend and I went out to play yesterday and we make the sweet run on the break. (This was woodsball) We get on top of the hill and are holding our positions when all of a sudden some noobs on our team come up and started lighting us up in the back. Then I got a nice flank and I met this Mexican dude trying to stop me and he could hardly speak English, I pop him in the head 5 time with a T2 then he wipes it all of before the ref paint checks him so he does not get called out, but then he tries to shoot and boom! There goes all his air and he had to quit. Made me laugh big time.
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Yep. Then kids that think tey have a machine gun when they run outta co2
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Oh, this wasn't on purpose, she just had a clear shot and took it. My fault. I don't let anyone just shoot me, no matter how new that are. They've gotta work for it! I don't rush them, either, but I won't just get shot!
But yeah, my girlfriend is the nicest little girl you'd ever care to meet, and I'd never expect her to bonus-ball anyone, ever.
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Yea, kid or not, no one is gonna get to shoot me easily lol
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Old 03-10-2013, 08:15 PM #276
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Ok now , all of you guys have probly seen the kid with the backwards hopper or the kid has face paint, not knowing he has to wear a mask, then there is also the kid tellin you (if your a pump player)..."cool shotgun".....WOW!
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Old 03-10-2013, 08:22 PM #277
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Ok now , all of you guys have probly seen the kid with the backwards hopper or the kid has face paint, not knowing he has to wear a mask, then there is also the kid tellin you (if your a pump player)..."cool shotgun".....WOW!
Yup, all the time lol
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Old 03-10-2013, 08:24 PM #278
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Ok now , all of you guys have probly seen the kid with the backwards hopper or the kid has face paint, not knowing he has to wear a mask, then there is also the kid tellin you (if your a pump player)..."cool shotgun".....WOW!
the kid who puts his hopper on backwards and then pours a pod of paint onto the wrong end and it all ends up on the ground.
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Old 03-10-2013, 08:27 PM #279
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Funniest thing I ever saw was a guy making a break for a bunker, losing his pants around his ankles, getting shot in the crotch and falling over. Still can't stop laughing when I think about it, and this was ~6 years ago.
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Old 03-10-2013, 08:30 PM #280
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Funniest thing I ever saw was a guy making a break for a bunker, losing his pants around his ankles, getting shot in the crotch and falling over. Still can't stop laughing when I think about it, and this was ~6 years ago.
Lol poor guy
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Old 03-10-2013, 09:13 PM #281
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I've never understood why people put their hoppers on backwards. It doesn't take much common sense to know that the lid and (if it's electric) on/off button/switch should be facing you, not the barrel of the marker.
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Old 03-10-2013, 09:36 PM #282
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I've never understood why people put their hoppers on backwards. It doesn't take much common sense to know that the lid and (if it's electric) on/off button/switch should be facing you, not the barrel of the marker.
maybe because they plant the tank in the ground when they reload (see this a lot in renters)
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Old 03-10-2013, 10:07 PM #283
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I watched a kid trying to snap shoot light up his Dorito, have the ball bounce back and slap him in his face mask. I was laughing so hard I missed my blind side and got bunkered bout four times up the back. But hey, it was all in good fun, made my whole tournament!
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Old 03-11-2013, 06:47 AM #284
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Watched a kid at plex have pods and he was trying to do a "pro throw" and he would dump his paint in the hopper look round and launch the pod clear on the other side lol.
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Old 03-11-2013, 07:42 AM #285
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Watched a kid at plex have pods and he was trying to do a "pro throw" and he would dump his paint in the hopper look round and launch the pod clear on the other side lol.
I dont understand why kids insist on chucking their pods a hundred feet. I throw mine down my shirt. Or right beside me
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I watched a kid trying to snap shoot light up his Dorito, have the ball bounce back and slap him in his face mask. I was laughing so hard I missed my blind side and got bunkered bout four times up the back. But hey, it was all in good fun, made my whole tournament!
Wow lol short bus time!
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Watched a kid at plex have pods and he was trying to do a "pro throw" and he would dump his paint in the hopper look round and launch the pod clear on the other side lol.
Whatttt lmao
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Old 03-11-2013, 11:26 AM #287
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I was at my field yesterday and I saw a guy on the other team looking around for something. I paid no attention. When the game starts I see him out in the open holding a tumble weed for cover. Let's just say he didn't have a tumbleweed the next game.
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I was at my field yesterday and I saw a guy on the other team looking around for something. I paid no attention. When the game starts I see him out in the open holding a tumble weed for cover. Let's just say he didn't have a tumbleweed the next game.
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Old 03-11-2013, 11:53 AM #289
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I was at my field yesterday and I saw a guy on the other team looking around for something. I paid no attention. When the game starts I see him out in the open holding a tumble weed for cover. Let's just say he didn't have a tumbleweed the next game.
Now that's just silly.
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Always see kids with new gear with their pod packs upside down LOL....
That was me back in '05.
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Always see kids with new gear with their pod packs upside down LOL....
That was me back in '05.
When I started out I did that and my friend told me about it later as we were getting something to eat. I facepalmed so hard, lol.
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Went for the first time this weekend in about 5yrs and saw a few things, I was running a 3vs3 with 3 teens and 2 older guys (30 or so) and me. I motioned for the guy behind me to move up, outta the corner of my eye I see cartoon legs spinning circles then the guy just face-plants flat. The field was slightly muddy and he wasn't wearing cleats.
Second was one of the teens made a great move after I was eliminated, works his way around to our home. His buddy didn't see him so they both start exchanging fire at each other, eventually eliminating his friend while they fired over top the last guy on my team.
The last was not so much funny as noobish, playing in a 10vs10 with a church group, I instructed everyone where to break out and I'd stay home and lane. Right off the break some kid on my team shoots me in the back of the leg
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It was the first game of the day so the teams were small so all skill levels were playing together. There were a couple of first timers ( kids maybe 12 years old) that you could tell played a lot of call of duty. Off the break I play front type player (this is scenario) trying to get close. I get to a great position up in front. To my left the 2 kids were moving up next to me and were like " this is so much fun." They keep moving up unaware of enemies. When they get to a good spot they stand straight up and shoot, both of them getting lit up by enemies. And I mean lit up. Good thing they stuck with paintball because this stuff I unencourages new players. It was a funny day though
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Always see kids with new gear with their pod packs upside down LOL....
That was me back in '05.
I brought my friend paintballing for his second time last weekend (he already bought his own setup after playing once). He put his Empire 4+5 on upside down. I told him that it was upside down, and he said he liked it better that way. He didn't like it so much when he had to reload though
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