[StrongBad1177]

Originally Posted by RBR321

Decided to go for it today. She unloaded emotional **** on me before she got out of the car then I just hugged her and walked her to the door. So I went to work, did my ****, and the first thing I did when I got out was text her saying that we needed to talk. I drove over there and just flat out said what I needed to say. She's reluctant to start a relationship with me because there's a good amount of things we don't see eye to eye on which I get but after that things were... not so normal. 99.9% of guys go home upset or frustrated well instead we ended up laying in her bed together and started messing around a bit. Now she's making it dead obvious that she wants to **** me Apparently the way I held her before we played around a bit got her going somehow. In her words "you have a nice touch" "I like to be caressed". So my mind is full of **** because this is like getting a hug from someone after you punch them in the face it just doesn't make sense. Now the only debate is that even though I really really like this girl and have for quite some time, do I want to lose my virginity to her? I mean it could lead to us having a serious relationship or it could just **** things up between us.

I second the motion for you to lose your virginity to her. It shall be a good time.

[drunktiger21]

Originally Posted by yuik

Bob classic . I have written many a love letter on a cocktail napkin at a loud *** club . The more over the top the better .


You kind of have a good modern approach to doc loves system . Your going in the right direction guy .

Why Instigram ? Why not just run some day game and meet up with *****es that way ?

I was actually out that day having a good time and posted a photo with a location hashtag. The day was kind of slow because of the area I'm in—not very target-dense. So it was just icing on the cake

[SimplySour]

Simplicity here

[yuik (Banned)]

Originally Posted by drunktiger21

I was actually out that day having a good time and posted a photo with a location hashtag. The day was kind of slow because of the area I'm in—not very target-dense. So it was just icing on the cake

Cool

[drunktiger21]

Originally Posted by SimplySour

Simplicity here

Dude..nice. How's that cat shirt?

[SimplySour]

My Alan t shirt is chillin, I need more though

[RBR321]

Originally Posted by drunktiger21

Oh true! Yes. I will decide for you—go lose your virginity to her. Have fun!!

Originally Posted by StrongBad1177

I second the motion for you to lose your virginity to her. It shall be a good time.

Yea if it comes to that there's now way I'm saying no. Now comes the dreaded "first time buying condoms" awkward moment. So thankful for self checkouts

[drunktiger21]

Originally Posted by SimplySour

My Alan t shirt is chillin, I need more though

What are some experiences you've had while wearing that shirt out? I wanna get like some tiger necklace or some ****.

[yuik (Banned)]

Originally Posted by RBR321

Yea if it comes to that there's now way I'm saying no. Now comes the dreaded "first time buying condoms" awkward moment. So thankful for self checkouts

Dude you should have condoms ready always . That way you don't forget when it does come. Also icy hot

[drunktiger21]

Originally Posted by RBR321

Yea if it comes to that there's now way I'm saying no. Now comes the dreaded "first time buying condoms" awkward moment. So thankful for self checkouts

Don't wait for the opportunity. Create one. Invite her to a movie at your house, make some homemade popcorn, show her your cat/dog, watch the movie —> hookup.

Nothing awkward about buying condoms! A couple years ago I had to go to buy an over the counter pregnancy test at CVS Pharmacy. Fortunately, for the sake of a hilarious memory, I had a sassy black lady on the other side of the counter. Oh yeah, I was still wearing my pajamas

[RBR321]

Originally Posted by yuik

Dude you should have condoms ready always . That way you don't forget when it does come. Also icy hot

She prefers trojan ecstasy so that's what I'm going with

Originally Posted by drunktiger21

Don't wait for the opportunity. Create one. Invite her to a movie at your house, make some homemade popcorn, show her your cat/dog, watch the movie —> hookup.

That's basically the plan. We're having a movie night **** or I'm just gonna go chill with her after school one day when her mom isn't home. Pretty much every time we hang out it's an opportunity since we always end up cuddling or just laying on top of each other and ****. I wasn't even trying to get her going yesterday, just holding her the way I was got her horny plus she's seen my boner and is fascinated by it because according to her it's massive . I can pretty much guarantee that something will happen as long as we're alone since she hasn't done anything in a few months since she broke up with her massive ****** of a boyfriend. Plus she's one of those weirdos that doesn't masturbate so without me she's not getting off at all

[JohnnyBananas]

^Is this real life?

[SimplySour]

Originally Posted by drunktiger21

What are some experiences you've had while wearing that shirt out? I wanna get like some tiger necklace or some ****.

Never good really.. because it represents a website where you send an ex girlfriends naked pictures and hunter Moore takes there facebook info and all that **** and puts it out for the world to see. You should know who that guy is he lives in Sacramento.
That cat, is his cat, Alan Moore

[RBR321]

Originally Posted by JohnnyBananas

^Is this real life?

I'm not even sure if it is sometimes.

[drunktiger21]

Originally Posted by SimplySour

Never good really.. because it represents a website where you send an ex girlfriends naked pictures and hunter Moore takes there facebook info and all that **** and puts it out for the world to see. You should know who that guy is he lives in Sacramento.
That cat, is his cat, Alan Moore

I'm gonna look this up later. Sounds vengeful as **** haha

Do people know who he is? Why don't you just tell girls that it's your cat and that he wears a tee shirt with your face on it

[R2-D2]

that website (the original) was shut down a long time ago. did he open a new one?

[yuik (Banned)]

Originally Posted by RBR321

She prefers trojan ecstasy so that's what I'm going with

That's basically the plan. We're having a movie night **** or I'm just gonna go chill with her after school one day when her mom isn't home. Pretty much every time we hang out it's an opportunity since we always end up cuddling or just laying on top of each other and ****. I wasn't even trying to get her going yesterday, just holding her the way I was got her horny plus she's seen my boner and is fascinated by it because according to her it's massive . I can pretty much guarantee that something will happen as long as we're alone since she hasn't done anything in a few months since she broke up with her massive ****** of a boyfriend. Plus she's one of those weirdos that doesn't masturbate so without me she's not getting off at all

Never ask a girl what condoms she prefers . stick to the system guy

[RBR321]

Originally Posted by yuik

Never ask a girl what condoms she prefers . stick to the system guy

I didn't ask. I jokingly said "looks like I'm gonna have to get some condoms for this weekend" and she then informed me that she was down and suggested fire and ice or her pleasure but that she prefers her pleasure.

[yuik (Banned)]

Originally Posted by RBR321

I didn't ask. I jokingly said "looks like I'm gonna have to get some condoms for this weekend" and she then informed me that she was down and suggested fire and ice or her pleasure but that she prefers her pleasure.

That's when you backhand her real quick and say dammit woman what you think I am some jiggalow !?

[SUR3]

Originally Posted by RBR321

I didn't ask. I jokingly said "looks like I'm gonna have to get some condoms for this weekend" and she then informed me that she was down and suggested fire and ice or her pleasure but that she prefers her pleasure.

lol don't listen to her. both of those suck. if you have to wear a jimmy wear whatever you like best

[empire112234]

Originally Posted by RBR321

She prefers trojan ecstasy so that's what I'm going with



That's basically the plan. We're having a movie night **** or I'm just gonna go chill with her after school one day when her mom isn't home. Pretty much every time we hang out it's an opportunity since we always end up cuddling or just laying on top of each other and ****. I wasn't even trying to get her going yesterday, just holding her the way I was got her horny plus she's seen my boner and is fascinated by it because according to her it's massive . I can pretty much guarantee that something will happen as long as we're alone since she hasn't done anything in a few months since she broke up with her massive ****** of a boyfriend. Plus she's one of those weirdos that doesn't masturbate so without me she's not getting off at all

Originally Posted by RBR321

I didn't ask. I jokingly said "looks like I'm gonna have to get some condoms for this weekend" and she then informed me that she was down and suggested fire and ice or her pleasure but that she prefers her pleasure.

1) Fire and Ice will burn your dick off.

2) That was way too descriptive and I feel uncomfortable now.

3) Don't plan so far ahead.