[RBR321]

****ing **** I got last page owned again

[Elo160]

Originally Posted by Watermelondrea

No, one of my closest friends is a girl who is attractive.

Thats what i have going right now. Its just iffy cause I'm attracted to her, but i value our friendship over anything. And i don't want to ruin that.

[aieou]

When it comes to being attracted to girls with whom you are friends with; Eddie Murphy says it best:

"If you're starving and somebody throws you a cracker, you gonna be like this: Goddamn, that's the best cracker I ever ate in my life! That ain't no regular cracker, was it? What was that, a Saltine? Goddamn, that was delicious. That wasn't no Saltine. That was... That was a Ritz. That wasn't a Ritz? God, that was the best cracker I ever ate in my life."

Moral of the story? Don't go after some girl who you are friends with that you think you 'like.' You're just horny. There are other attractive girls out there for you.

[Big_Dangerous]

Originally Posted by aieou

When it comes to being attracted to girls with whom you are friends with; Eddie Murphy says it best:

"If you're starving and somebody throws you a cracker, you gonna be like this: Goddamn, that's the best cracker I ever ate in my life! That ain't no regular cracker, was it? What was that, a Saltine? Goddamn, that was delicious. That wasn't no Saltine. That was... That was a Ritz. That wasn't a Ritz? God, that was the best cracker I ever ate in my life."

Moral of the story? Don't go after some girl who you are friends with that you think you 'like.' You're just horny. There are other attractive girls out there for you.

Hmm, I don't care for Ritz.

[R2-D2]

all this talk about being friends with a girl and having interest in her is really indicative of naive and/or immature mindset. you guys are the ones in the friend zone who girls complain "I can't ever have guy friends who don't fall for me!!!"

it's the whole nice-guys-finish-last thing; I bet 80% of you would have ZERO chance with your 'friend.'

FRIENDZONE FRIENDZONE FRIENDZONE

[yuik]

Originally Posted by aieou

When it comes to being attracted to girls with whom you are friends with; Eddie Murphy says it best:

"If you're starving and somebody throws you a cracker, you gonna be like this: Goddamn, that's the best cracker I ever ate in my life! That ain't no regular cracker, was it? What was that, a Saltine? Goddamn, that was delicious. That wasn't no Saltine. That was... That was a Ritz. That wasn't a Ritz? God, that was the best cracker I ever ate in my life."

Moral of the story? Don't go after some girl who you are friends with that you think you 'like.' You're just horny. There are other attractive girls out there for you.

Completely wrong guy

[SUR3]

Originally Posted by R2-D2

all this talk about being friends with a girl and having interest in her is really indicative of naive and/or immature mindset. you guys are the ones in the friend zone who girls complain "I can't ever have guy friends who don't fall for me!!!"

it's the whole nice-guys-finish-last thing; I bet 80% of you would have ZERO chance with your 'friend.'

FRIENDZONE FRIENDZONE FRIENDZONE

i don't try to hook up with one of my friends. we'll flirt if we go out together or whatever but i don't try to bang her even though she's cute

[R2-D2]

that's a good attitude. just bounce stuff off of her for practice.

[yuik]

You guys are doing the friends thing 100% wrong .

****ing *****es is like the game of billiards . Your friends stay in the back pocket. They are the easy goto options for the days when your not liking the shots you have in the other pockets .

And it's nice going out on any given night saying I know I have these 2 in the back pocket now let's see what I can do with the other 4 pockets.

[incobWTF]

i lost the analogy half way through and thought "this mother****er ain't gunna get any *****es wearing cargo pants"

[drunktiger21]

Originally Posted by Hey there bro

You sir are pretty ****ed now ;p

I now im trying to lose weight, i lost like 7 this past 2 weeks by eating sushi

Stahp. Cut the rice out. No carbs. Sugary drinks, beer. Period.

Originally Posted by PaintballerGoneWild

There are no such things are girl problems... you just find the hottest girl that will date you... and you put up with her **** because shes hot. That simple!! haha

Haha good for you for being ok with that mentality. To me, personally, that mentality is rather strange when there are 3.2 billion women on this Earth.

Originally Posted by RBR321

That's unavoidable by all human beings ya derp.

Okay so I've been on/off (friendship) with this girl met 3 years ago.

In short she had a boyfriend, I was the ******* who came between them even though they already had a cluster**** of a relationship, they've been trying to fix things but recently she's realized that she just needs to give up. Two months ago when they broke up I swooped back on in and she and I now talk every day.

One night I was having a really rough time with things and I went to see her. She pulled out this whole caring side that I'd never seen from her before. Again in short she basically just held her arms around me and stayed with me until I felt okay and wouldn't let me drive home until I was totally calm. So that night she tweeted "Sometimes you meet the right people at the wrong time".

She knows that I still have feelings for her but we don't bring it up ever and whenever a conversation mentions us being together I say something along the lines of that I have no interest in dating her even though I clearly do. Somehow she actually believe that I have no intention of dating her right now.

Recently she's been showing signs more and more often that she's starting to like me. She buys me **** randomly to surprise me, she runs up behind me and hugs me when I'm at my locker, idk just random little ****s.

So being that I feel like this is finally starting to go somewhere, should I ask after two months or drag it out a bit longer just to play it safe?

Honestly, make a decision and have fun with it. You sound pretty young so just do what will give you the best memories, because that's what you will look back and reflect on the future.

Originally Posted by yuik

You guys are doing the friends thing 100% wrong .

****ing *****es is like the game of billiards . Your friends stay in the back pocket. They are the easy goto options for the days when your not liking the shots you have in the other pockets .

And it's nice going out on any given night saying I know I have these 2 in the back pocket now let's see what I can do with the other 4 pockets.

pretty truthfully funny outlook

[SUR3]

Originally Posted by R2-D2

that's a good attitude. just bounce stuff off of her for practice.

There's that, and we tell each other all of our girl/guy problems and ****. She's helpful

[StrongBad1177]

haha incobwtf, me too.

Being friends with girls can be complicated. It has been scientifically stated that men base their friendships with girls based on being attracted to them. Women however, do not. They base their friendships more on actual friendship. ****ty but true.

I believe that this logic comes from feminist ideals. Women want to be seen as equals, and not just something to have sex with. Whether they think this subconciously or not. While I agree that women are not objects, the fact of the matter is that I want to **** the **** out of them. Especially my friends who are girls and who are hot.

If you ever try to hook up with one of your friends who is a girl and she rejects you explaining how you are only friends or some bull****, say this: "Look, I dont really know what you expected, you are very beautiful, and I am attracted to you, you laugh at my jokes, and we have fun together enjoying each others company. It's only natural that I want you. " If she continues to reject, then you need to ask her what is it exactly that she looks for in the opposite sex?

I never initiated anything with any of my friends who were girls, and I regret it a lot. After growing up a bit and meeting more people, one thing is clear to me. Friends DO hook up with friends all of the ****ing time. They only reason they wouldnt is when one party does not find the other person attractive. Most cases the girl not being down with the guy. All that bull**** about not wanting to ruin the friendship is a steaming pile of horse****. Do not believe it.

TL/DR: All of you guys out there, keep trying to **** your friends who are girls. They probably want it too. Confidence is king.

[Mr.Familiar]

Originally Posted by RBR321

So that night she tweeted "Sometimes you meet the right people at the wrong time". She knows that I still have feelings for her but we don't bring it up ever and whenever a conversation mentions us being together I say something along the lines of that I have no interest in dating her even though I clearly do.

Dude, that's when you should have tweeted her right back with, "The time is never wrong, for the right person." Or however the **** twitter works.

It shows dominance, fearlessness, and you are willing to go that extra mile for her.

She obviously likes you. She would not have texted you that if she didn't. She was hoping you would say something comforting to her and take the lead, like I did with my response. If you never talk about it, then that is exactly what it will be; nothing, and you both end up not getting what you want.

Basically, what I'm telling you is; you're being a giant *****.

[drunktiger21]

It's February in Florida. It's also 82 degrees and so I decided to go to the beach.

I've been doing this a lot lately—experimenting going to places by myself and seeing what happens. Of course, these places are beaches and bars, and 80% of the time it’s a combination of the two. The sun really does better the mood, alcohol helps as well, I guess Last weekend I did this, I ended up in a rap video in Miami with a giant teddy bear named Mo'. I was excited to see what kind of fun I could get myself into on a Sunday funday.

Anyway, this time around I decided to grab by buddy—his name will be DSXL—who just recently started implementing the same lifestyle as the one I've been trying to develop for myself. I've been aware of game for a few years, which is how I met my (ex)girlfriend, who I also just broke up with 2 months ago after 3 years.

So I've been going out and creating my own realities, and having more fun than ever. I knew I had a little catching up to do in the single field. It's a numbers game that needs to happen, and I figured I might as well have fun with this.

DSXL and I get to the beach at around noon and the place is PACKED. A week of cold weather and rain can piss off Floridians more than you'd think, so now they're all making up for it. There's all kinds of crowd there but most importantly is that they are all beautiful. We've got rolled up button ups, bathing suits (fit just above the knee), sun glasses, and convertible hair. It is a perfect sunny beach day.

We eat slice of pizza, drink a corona lite, and decide to go for a swim. We walk to the beach and it became very apparent how the turf was laid out. We've got people with kids one one side of the pier, and on the other we've schools of college/highschool kids and thong wearing latinos.

It was really hard to tell age, so we just took a stab in the dark to the best of our emotional judgement (never listen to that *****). We walk up to these 2 girls that were laying down

Drunktiger21: Hey, are you guys going to be a while?
Girl1: Yeah we just got here
Drunktiger21: Cool can we trust you with our things?
Girl2: haha yeah
Drunktiger21: Okay because we want to go for a swim. Could we get you guys to watch our stuff for us?
Girl1: Sure, blah blah blah
DSXL: blah blah blah
Girl2: blah blah blah
Drunktiger21: Would you like to join us in the water?
Girl1: blah no blah blah

Anyway,

So we go for a dip and hangout enjoying the sun for a bit. After, we go to gather our stuff.

**** was guarded with Pentagon level security. We didn't get jacked; success.

THE LESSON: Get people to do **** for you. It's a weird backwards thing, but it builds rapport. People think that just because they did you a favor, no matter the size, they assume that they gather “loyalty tokens” from you to redeem their "favor", except rarely do. Because honestly, who's going to think anything of you asking them to pass your water bottle? It's stupidly subconscious but this **** works.

We walked around a bit down the beach and then walked over to a bar. We managed to find a way to squeeze in to order a drink. I get my whiskey ginger and go on the balcony to wait for DSXL. After initial glance, there wasn't anything going on. A DJ with a mic, some alone guys, and some older women.

I find an older super tan dude, obviously a local, looking over the pool which is behind a short fence that's attached to the connecting hotel. I chat em up for 2 minutes talking about the pool, local real estate prices, bull****. I say goodbye and leave to wait for DSXL.

THE LESSON: Talk to everyone. I had no idea now, but my 2 minute interaction with the old dude will reward us later. Open doors for yourself, don't wait for **** to happen. Manage your life. You're the boss of your reality.

DSXL shows up with some pink blended bull**** in a chalice with an umbrella and a pineapple slice. We talk and have a good time between us on the balcony overlooking the water and busy beach street. We spot these two cuties and wanted to get their attention. Kind of hard to over-scream the DJ and I don't want to scream across the street looking like an idiot, although I was willing and ready to. It would have been fun, but I wanted to be a bit smarter.

I walk over to the DJ and point to the cute blonde girls holding their plastic cups. He's been hollering at people trying to get them to come over the the restaurant, so he's no stranger to my request

Drunktiger21: Hey dude, tell them to come over here
Star glasses: HEY LADIES, YEAH YOU STANDING THERE, I KNOW YOU KNOW I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU

At this point, I'm standing there with streetwalkers and half the restaurant staring at us. Everyone except the girls that fit the holler. An attempt later, the girls turn around, give us some bull****, take a photo of all of us having a good time and start walking away. An older lady approached me and gives me a “just an OK" on my girl pick. Bull****, lady. Too bad I didn't see that lady's daughter anywhere around.

I wanted to go call those girls out. I thank the DJ, and went to go talk to the girls. We approach them and chit chat for a little bit and got them to take a picture me and DSXL since they're so good at photography. Our reward was the most handsome picture of us mother****ers we've got to date.

Score!

THE LESSON: I'm sure you've heard this advice—take up room. This starts from walking into any room or place with a grin. Project that **** and make people wonder "who is that guy?!" GET FACEY.

We ask the girls to join us for a drink, the Swedish girl seems down, but the MOTG declined our invitation in her South Georgian accent. Looking back, I am now really curious how they met.
Ok, moving on.

We entertained ourselves and ourselves only. So far, our day is a blast.
We make our way to the next beach bar and open a few 2 sets there. Treat them like old friends and move to someone who I noticed as soon as we came in, the southern blondie in a sundress. She's sitting at the bar with two friends, a Colombian girl and her muscular friend. We chat for a few, ignoring the blondie still, who is clearly the third wheel.

Things are going well and our small talk earned us subconscious clearance from the friends to attract the blondie. I start off with some mind****s

Drunktiger21: Hey are you interested in psychology?
Blondie: Yeah
Drunktiger21: Ok awesome, are you a good people watcher?
Blondie: blah blah blah
Drunktiger21: We're picking up girls today, we want you to be our wingwoman straightface
Blondie: Oh yeah? What's in it for me? she's hooked
Drunktiger21: In return, we will find you the perfect guy

This girl knew she could get any guy she wanted. I loved it.
We bull**** a bit more and I kind of start spacing out while DSXL delivers some killer rapport.

In the meantime, the Colombian girl's Muscles leaves and she joins our conversation.

About 20 minutes later, DSXL brings up going back into the water, and me, who has removed the word "no" in response to an experience, thought it was an awesome idea.

The girls invited themselves along. They had to leave and return in 5 minutes, so I told them to come find us. DSXL were not going to let them come find us alone, so we occupy our time with one of the dudes who I met in the DJ booth earlier today.

The girls come up and kidnap us and we head to the beach.

The only thing that I wish we handled better was figuring out who's girl is who because the confusion kind of dragged out and was spread out across both parties.

We take a dip in the water for maybe 10 minutes, which now feels like the Pacific. We decided to phase shift and a hot tub sounded great. Where the **** are we going to find a hot tub?

Oh that's right! I remember talking to that older tan dude and he specifically mentioned the hot tub at that pool.

Off we went.

We get to the hot tub and are joined by 3 older folks and we strike up conversation. I am reminded that I have more things in common with an older person than I do with a nursing student who thinks she’s going to be making 250k a year. I kept the Colombian girl’s attention, but I was not attracted to her. Girls, please stop ****ing posting pictures holding your blunts on Instagram

Anyway, DSXL is vibing with Blondie, who weirdly didn't have a plaid bathing suit. And I'm winging him while practicing running DHV routines on the Colombian, who was sitting there like a puppy waiting for a command, eating that **** up.

DSXL could and should have kissed blondie. It was a hurdle—but, next time. We keep having a good time and were nearing the end of the pools operating hours. We all decided to go finish this great day off with some ribs, and made plans to meet again.

By the way, has anyone had sex with a Colombian girl? Are they as crazy as everyone seems to say? DSXL's ex is columbian and he says sex is super dirty and is like clock work.




TLDR: What did everyone else do this weekend?

[yuik]

Originally Posted by incobWTF

i lost the analogy half way through and thought "this mother****er ain't gunna get any *****es wearing cargo pants"

This is ****ing sick !

In pool there are 6 pockets .

[yuik]

Originally Posted by Mr.Familiar

Dude, that's when you should have tweeted her right back with, "The time is never wrong, for the right person." Or however the **** twitter works.

It shows dominance, fearlessness, and you are willing to go that extra mile for her.

She obviously likes you. She would not have texted you that if she didn't. She was hoping you would say something comforting to her and take the lead, like I did with my response. If you never talk about it, then that is exactly what it will be; nothing, and you both end up not getting what you want.

Basically, what I'm telling you is; you're being a giant *****.

Tweet tweet ?! What are you doing guys . You really need doc loves system .

You get the home phone number . If you stick to he hard wired phone you won't have any communication issues

[drunktiger21]

Originally Posted by yuik

Tweet tweet ?! What are you doing guys . You really need doc loves system .

You get the home phone number . If you stick to he hard wired phone you won't have any communication issues

Who the **** has a hard wired phone? What are you 70?

[Mr.Familiar]

Originally Posted by yuik

Tweet tweet ?! What are you doing guys . You really need doc loves system .

You get the home phone number . If you stick to he hard wired phone you won't have any communication issues

The home number troll thing is getting really annoying. Nobody has a home number anymore except married folks or if you are living in a ghetto. Doc love looks like he is 65-70 years old... he doesn't understand how technology has completely changed the game.

[xFSUxlaxflip]

Originally Posted by drunktiger21

Who the **** has a hard wired phone? What are you 70?

dude you read my mother ****ing mind. Who the **** under the age of 30 has a hard wired land line anymore? Hell even my ****ing parents got rid of that **** years ago...

[paintballer045]

Originally Posted by Elo160

Any of you have a problem with being friends with girls you are attracted to?

I think just about everyone girls included go through this at some point in life. I've had (and currently have) many attractive friends that are girls, and there is only one that I've actually considered doing stuff with. We've been friends for about 6 years now, and I've had a girlfriend for almost 4. Obviously, I would never do anything while having a girlfriend. But...I'm not gonna lie, the thought has crossed my mind a few times. Which is why I'm not as good friends with her now. She moved away from college, and I stayed local. We still see each other from time to time but nothing serious. Wouldn't chance my relationship on that, but if anything ever happened and I were single again...I'd pursue her. Not as a girlfriend but a definite FB.