i sit by the aisle so i can **** up the shooter myself. straight tackle that ***** (he's obviously going to be a ****ing ***** *** *****), rock him in the face a couple times so he's knocked out, and then pull in all the ***** i'd get for saving the day.
"Originally posted by Laureate: day 1:
the creatine has entered my veins. i can feel it raging inside of me. i look down and realize my 11 inch biceps have swollen at least half an inch. i become scared of my own strength. mother knocks on the door to tell me good night, but i tell her not to open the door...i dont want her to see me like this. moments later i catch myself looking at myself in the mirror...i can barely recognize myself.
then i remember the internet is down...and im forced to jack off to thoughts of a girl in my class into a sock. i watch the george lopez show then go to sleep"
Dude just think about it. Depending on the gunman's tactics, there is no safe place to sit. Me personally? I sit towards the back grow in most of my classes. This has nothing to do with strategic positioning, I don't think through **** like that. But at least you may be able to bolt out the door while the gunman is gunning down targets (depending on if he has select targets or not).