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Old 02-13-2013, 12:51 AM #1
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Okay so this is a good thing that's getting bad

For about a year now, every single girl that I go on a first date with, I end up having sex on the first date. It doesn't matter if I've known them since 5th grade, or if I met them a few days prior to our date. In a span of less than a year, I've slept with about 15 girls, as opposed to only 4 throughout high school, with a total of about 23 *****es, because I used to be an ugly ****er in high school. Sunday I met a qt 3.14 at the LMAOPAINTBULLETZ ARENA who was new to the activity and I was there taking pictures in some...tight fitting jeans. Anyways, she hits me up on facebook last night and we start talking, and decide for the next day (today) that we should get coffee. After she goes to bed, another girl (one I've been wanting since high school) confesses that she's always liked me and **** and if I would be her valentine. I say yes because the other girl I had just met. Anywhoozle, I still get coffee with paintbullets girl, and we come back to my house, I put on Fight Club, and then we ****ed...alot...and basically we got all lovey dovey today. So now I'm stuck with two *****es and I have to choose who to actually be in a relationship with, and break the others poor little heart. During all of this, 2 other girls start wanting the D but I rejected both.

tl;dr **** valentines.

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Old 02-13-2013, 12:55 AM #2
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:56 AM #3
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1.) Maybe you should try being less of a douche.
2.) "Look guise, I'm cool for saying I've ****ed soooo many girls to people on the Internet."
3.) **** yourself.

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4.) Girl problem thread.
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:01 AM #4
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1.) Maybe you should try being less of a douche.
2.) "Look guise, I'm cool for saying I've ****ed soooo many girls to people on the Internet."
3.) **** yourself.

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1) I'm not a douche, a guy that can get girls doesn't automatically make him a douche.
2) No I'm giving a number to let the reader have an understanding as to what's going on and to determine whether or not it's a problem
3) I've been trying
4) I believe it's more of a health problem...or something. I've gotten chlamydia ****ing twice ****s not cool.
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Old 02-13-2013, 06:37 AM #5
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1.) Maybe you should try being less of a douche.
2.) "Look guise, I'm cool for saying I've ****ed soooo many girls to people on the Internet."
3.) **** yourself.

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I've gotten chlamydia ****ing twice ****s not cool.
yea ok@whole thread
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:08 AM #6
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Good for ****ing you. How many turned into lesbians after being with you?
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:16 AM #7
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Old 02-13-2013, 11:06 AM #8
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do em both at the same time. i do.
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Old 02-13-2013, 05:06 PM #9
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1 put balls in meat grinder
2 Listen to Hank Williams
3 make sad country song involving said balls and meat grinder
4????????
5 Profit



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PICS OR SHENS MOTHER****ER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-13-2013, 05:10 PM #10
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SHENS MOTHER****ER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yep.
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Old 02-13-2013, 05:23 PM #11
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1 put balls in meat grinder
2 Listen to Hank Williams
3 make sad country song involving said balls and meat grinder
4????????
5 Profit



ETA:

PICS OR SHENS MOTHER****ER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
first off, I don't think you know what ETA means
secondly, would totally do pics but I can't trust most of you, maybe when this thread gets more posts i'll post pics.
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Old 02-13-2013, 05:29 PM #12
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The direction in which you though this thread would go


The direction in which it has/will continue to be going
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Old 02-13-2013, 05:39 PM #13
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^ lol dudes a ****ing idiot
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Old 02-13-2013, 05:51 PM #14
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first off, I don't think you know what ETA means
secondly, would totally do pics but I can't trust most of you, maybe when this thread gets more posts i'll post pics.
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Old 02-13-2013, 06:13 PM #15
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no.
ETA - estimated time of arrival, sorry.
EDIT: - sufficient to indicate added material in an edit.

just because it could be an acronym doesn't mean it should
jbicbaadmis especially when it is exactly the same as a much more common acronym. P.S. would have also been appropriate

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Old 02-13-2013, 06:27 PM #16
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no.
ETA - estimated time of arrival, sorry.
EDIT: - sufficient to indicate added material in an edit.

just because it could be an acronym doesn't mean it should
jbicbaadmis especially when it is exactly the same as a much more common acronym. P.S. would have also been appropriate

dumb-*** kids
Spend some time on ARFCOM and you will realize that you are wrong.

That is all
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Old 02-13-2013, 06:37 PM #17
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the **** would I want to spend time there for?
just because a bunch of gun nerds obsessed with ar-15's use an acronym in an unusual way on their forum doesn't mean ****, and i am certainly not 'wrong'.
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Old 02-13-2013, 07:11 PM #18
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This thread is much better than the ones about wacking off. I'll go along with you're story op. If i was you I would show this thread to all girls involved and whichever one hangs around is a keeper.
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Old 02-13-2013, 09:49 PM #19
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This thread is much better than the ones about wacking off. I'll go along with you're story op. If i was you I would show this thread to all girls involved and whichever one hangs around is a keeper.
That's just potato enough to work.
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Old 02-13-2013, 09:53 PM #20
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Sent to said girls.


Didn't know which girls they were, so I just sent this to every girl friend you have on bookface.
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