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02-05-2013, 10:12 PM
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#148
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that recipe
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Tampa, FL
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I dated one girl for 4 years. My longest relationship to be honest. She was a virgin, it was cool. First time we tried to ****, it wouldn't work out size wise. It kinda sucked.
She sucked in bed in the long run though. I hope she dies in a fire for that.
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02-05-2013, 10:15 PM
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#149
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Chicago
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ALLCAPS
I dated one girl for 4 years. My longest relationship to be honest. She was a virgin, it was cool. First time we tried to ****, it wouldn't work out size wise. It kinda sucked.
She sucked in bed in the long run though. I hope she dies in a fire for that.
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She had a huge vagina, huh?
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02-05-2013, 10:48 PM
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#150
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that recipe
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Tampa, FL
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Quote:
Originally Posted by EmpireEmperor
She had a huge vagina, huh?
We've all been there.
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Opposite.
and I have been there. But getting this weener into a fence hole is not easy.
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02-05-2013, 10:58 PM
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#151
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-Voted best Avvy 2011 <3-
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: East Texas
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I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant... It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
Steam: N-Ur-Face OGPT: It's Not Rocket Surgery
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02-05-2013, 11:09 PM
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#152
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iBYAAH!
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: the 505
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control our borders.
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2006 PONTIAC GTO BCRACING l PACESETTER l WHITELINE l VARARAM l CCW
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02-05-2013, 11:15 PM
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I'm Trying to se-Ders You
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Ann Arbor
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I have trouble ****ing girls ear holes, you know, the ones with huge gauges. Curse the mammoth in my pants.
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02-05-2013, 11:29 PM
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#154
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tpbech
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: U.S.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ders
I have trouble ****ing girls ear holes, you know, the ones with huge gauges. Curse the mammoth in my pants.
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you need to manscape
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2k1er and relentless
I AGG so hard
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02-06-2013, 04:50 AM
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#155
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Pornstar in training
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: oklahoma
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ders
You call me, your local neighborhood spider-man.
Tarantulas are far more afraid of you, than you are of them. They run and hide, they don't come after you.
Also if you don't have a **** tank, it doesn't matter. They're extremely dumb creatures.
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Thats bull**** ... I was hunting one day and came across a pretty big one. So I poked at it with my gun and the son of a ... started chasing me..
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02-06-2013, 09:49 AM
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#156
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-Voted best Avvy 2011 <3-
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: East Texas
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Uhh, I've picked up a wild one before. They're honestly not the biting type.
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I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant... It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
Steam: N-Ur-Face OGPT: It's Not Rocket Surgery
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02-06-2013, 10:31 AM
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#158
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there should be awards just for commercial over acting
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