[Santi]

any real problmes? Santi is here to help you.

[Ders (Banned)]

How do I get a girl to **** me in the butthole?

[Santi]

I hope you get banned soon.

[empire112234]

Got a stage 5 clinger creeping ever since I hooked up with her on friday night after blacking out. Ruh roh. Whats the best way to take care of this? She lives on my ****ing floor.

[R2-D2]

who cares? embrace the crazy. you already ****ed her so what's 10 more ****s gonna do? use her as a slump buster/practice bag.

a feminist would not like this post lol.

[yuik (Banned)]

Originally Posted by Santi

any real problmes? Santi is here to help you.

Girl comes over , we are supposed to pregame before going out . We start hooking up and never end up going out . She says do you have a condom I say no . She says then we can't **** I say your right . 1 hour later she takes her panties off and says **** it we came this far lets do it . I say not with me. She gets pissed and leaves

What's your move santi the great?

[Big_Dangerous]

Originally Posted by yuik

Girl comes over , we are supposed to pregame before going out . We start hooking up and never end up going out . She says do you have a condom I say no . She says then we can't **** I say your right . 1 hour later she takes her panties off and says **** it we came this far lets do it . I say not with me. She gets pissed and leaves

What's your move santi the great?

I find that hard to believe, because you seem stupid enough to have unprotected sex with random women.

[EmpireEmperor]

I enjoy making love to my vacuum. Is this healthy?

[R2-D2]

BD the straightedge calling out others in the OGPT. How's that life of no alcohol, no sex, judging women for not being virgins, and having no fun?
Sincerely,
Someone who used to be like you. Back in junior high school.

PS: yuik you're full of **** you know you ****ed her anyway. she just left because you were bad at sex.

[EmpireEmperor]

Originally Posted by R2-D2

BD the straightedge calling out others in the OGPT. How's that life of no alcohol, no sex, judging women for not being virgins, and having no fun?
Sincerely,
Someone who used to be like you. Back in junior high school.

PS: yuik you're full of **** you know you ****ed her anyway. she just left because you were bad at sex.

We can fix that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hymenorrhaphy

[R2-D2]

but bro, it still doesn't hide the fact that she's dirty! she has had a PENIS inside her VAGINA! GROSS! she should have saved it for marriage to me!

[empire112234]

Originally Posted by R2-D2

who cares? embrace the crazy. you already ****ed her so what's 10 more ****s gonna do? use her as a slump buster/practice bag.

a feminist would not like this post lol.

That would be all well and good if she didn't annoy the **** out of me after just meeting her. I just want her to back off a bit so I can go about my business.

Originally Posted by Big_Dangerous

I find that hard to believe, because you seem stupid enough to have unprotected sex with random women.

yolo swag condoms are for nerds.

[aieou]

There are a few cute girls that live in my apartment complex, on my floor, but I will never go after them. Why? Because they know where I live, and it can make things extremely awkward.

Take for example: this cute girl that works at the gym I go to. Go in, she scans the gym id, stands at about 5' nothing, foreign, tight body, mulatto complexion, perfect smile, eats everything that I say with hungry eyes, but yet I digress. Why?

Moral of the story: Don't **** where you eat.

Cut off contact with that one.

[Santi]

I would reply yuik but from my experience i can tell the story is fake. try again.

[R2-D2]

Originally Posted by empire112234

That would be all well and good if she didn't annoy the **** out of me after just meeting her. I just want her to back off a bit so I can go about my business.

yolo swag condoms are for nerds.

maybe just being flaky will work.. leave your door closed to avoid her, don't open if she knocks/say you're too busy to talk. don't return calls or texts and maybe she'll go away on her own. maybe she just appears class 5 and she'll come off as less clingy and leave you alone sooner rather than later.

[yuik (Banned)]

Originally Posted by R2-D2

BD the straightedge calling out others in the OGPT. How's that life of no alcohol, no sex, judging women for not being virgins, and having no fun?
Sincerely,
Someone who used to be like you. Back in junior high school.

PS: yuik you're full of **** you know you ****ed her anyway. she just left because you were bad at sex.

You know , you are always on the money . I think your the only one other than me in this thread who consistently bags 4-6 different girls a week.

[yuik (Banned)]

Originally Posted by Santi

I would reply yuik but from my experience i can tell the story is fake. try again.

You couldn't hack it at amateur hour @ the Apollo . Your not ready for the big leagues yet son .


I wouldn't take advice from someone with 12 posts total who only made a PBN account for this thread . Sounds kind of fishy dude

[chrom3penguin (Banned)]

I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine

[yuik (Banned)]

Originally Posted by chrom3penguin

I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine

What street on Hollywood I am going there in July

[Watermelondrea]

Originally Posted by empire112234

Got a stage 5 clinger creeping ever since I hooked up with her on friday night after blacking out. Ruh roh. Whats the best way to take care of this? She lives on my ****ing floor.

It's college, pretend she doesn't exist.

Don't **** where you eat next time.

[R2-D2]

Originally Posted by Watermelondrea

It's college, pretend she doesn't exist.

Don't **** where you eat next time.

it's college. ****ting where you eat is acceptable in college.