[PBFreak875]

2 years ago after a concert. I took the train back to the bus terminal, but there were no more buses running despite what their schedule said. I was stuck outdoors, any kind of ride at least an hour away. I had to piss, so I went down between 2 buildings at the bus station. I thought it was secluded, but there were construction workers on the tracks. And they had a port-a-potty.

[Ders (Banned)]

Originally Posted by PBFreak875

2 years ago after a concert. I took the train back to the bus terminal, but there were no more buses running despite what their schedule said. I was stuck outdoors, any kind of ride at least an hour away. I had to piss, so I went down between 2 buildings at the bus station. I thought it was secluded, but there were construction workers on the tracks. And they had a port-a-potty.

Get out pursuit ***.

[<B&F> Johnny]

In the corner with 3 or 4 people watching...


^ Really no one said that yet?

[DrewDodson89]

Originally Posted by <B&F> Johnny

In the corner with 3 or 4 people watching...


^ Really no one said that yet?

The glory days have died.

[hkarmy22]

my friend pooped on a coffee strainer and we left it on someone's porch. (just in case they wanted poop coffee)

[PBFreak875]

Originally Posted by Ders

Get out pursuit ***.

2013 join date. I'm not even going to give you the option of tits. Just GTFO.

[Ders (Banned)]

Originally Posted by PBFreak875

2013 join date. I'm not even going to give you the option of tits. Just GTFO.

I've been around ST longer than you have. Plus I'm straight up better than you.

Ever wonder why ST sucks? It's because fags with 2008 join dates aren't good enough to fit in with ST, they barely come here, then pretend they're anything. I am everything. You are nothing.

[chrom3penguin (Banned)]

i am everything.

[Ryan3773 (Banned)]

Originally Posted by Ders

I've been around ST longer than you have. Plus I'm straight up better than you.

Ever wonder why ST sucks? It's because fags with 2008 join dates aren't good enough to fit in with ST, they barely come here, then pretend they're anything. I am everything. You are nothing.

I have a 2008 join date

[PBFreak875]

Originally Posted by Ders

I've been around ST longer than you have. Plus I'm straight up better than you.

Ever wonder why ST sucks? It's because fags with 2008 join dates aren't good enough to fit in with ST, they barely come here, then pretend they're anything. I am everything. You are nothing.

Explain how less than a month is longer than 5 years. Cause I missed that part of math class

[Ryan3773 (Banned)]

Originally Posted by PBFreak875

Explain how less than a month is longer than 5 years. Cause I missed that part of math class

You've gotta be trolling
Edit: from Canada, that explains it.

[Ly$ol (Banned)]

Originally Posted by PBFreak875

Explain how less than a month is longer than 5 years. Cause I missed that part of math class

You've only been here 4

[Ryan3773 (Banned)]

Originally Posted by Ly$ol

You've only been here 4

Must be metric?

[Ders (Banned)]

Originally Posted by Ryan3773

I have a 2008 join date

I love you though. Him, not so much.

[midman112]

Had a coach in high school that was a giant douche so one day we went out to his truck during lunch and it wasn't locked so I took a **** in the driver seat. Weirdest place I took a piss was in a trash can next to the classroom door in a full classroom. I have irritable bowel syndrome so when I say I need to **** it's normally an emergency. Well, one day after lunch I didn't really need to **** but just wanted to go piss and I asked my teacher if I could go and she said no. I said its an emergency and she said too bad you should have gone between classes. So, having enough of this teachers **** (biggest ***** teacher I have ever had through all my schooling, I'm now in final years of college) I get up and start walking towards the door. She stands up and says something to the effect of "if you leave this room I'm writing you up" so I pulled my dick out and pissed in the trash can right next to the door all the while she yelled at me and all the other students just laughed or were silent because they couldn't believe it. I finished up and walked to the principal's office where I got suspended for a week as well as a week of in school suspension after that week.

[Ryan3773 (Banned)]

Originally Posted by midman112

Had a coach in high school that was a giant douche so one day we went out to his truck during lunch and it wasn't locked so I took a **** in the driver seat. Weirdest place I took a piss was in a trash can next to the classroom door in a full classroom. I have irritable bowel syndrome so when I say I need to **** it's normally an emergency. Well, one day after lunch I didn't really need to **** but just wanted to go piss and I asked my teacher if I could go and she said no. I said its an emergency and she said too bad you should have gone between classes. So, having enough of this teachers **** (biggest ***** teacher I have ever had through all my schooling, I'm now in final years of college) I get up and start walking towards the door. She stands up and says something to the effect of "if you leave this room I'm writing you up" so I pulled my dick out and pissed in the trash can right next to the door all the while she yelled at me and all the other students just laughed or were silent because they couldn't believe it. I finished up and walked to the principal's office where I got suspended for a week as well as a week of in school suspension after that week.

Wow you are such a bad ***.

Oh wait never mind, you sound like a huge ******.

[Ders (Banned)]

Originally Posted by midman112

Had a coach in high school that was a giant douche so one day we went out to his truck during lunch and it wasn't locked so I took a **** in the driver seat. Weirdest place I took a piss was in a trash can next to the classroom door in a full classroom. I have irritable bowel syndrome so when I say I need to **** it's normally an emergency. Well, one day after lunch I didn't really need to **** but just wanted to go piss and I asked my teacher if I could go and she said no. I said its an emergency and she said too bad you should have gone between classes. So, having enough of this teachers **** (biggest ***** teacher I have ever had through all my schooling, I'm now in final years of college) I get up and start walking towards the door. She stands up and says something to the effect of "if you leave this room I'm writing you up" so I pulled my dick out and pissed in the trash can right next to the door all the while she yelled at me and all the other students just laughed or were silent because they couldn't believe it. I finished up and walked to the principal's office where I got suspended for a week as well as a week of in school suspension after that week.

Wow, you're such a rebel. I bet all the dudes wanted you.

[Ders (Banned)]

In high school me and my best friend had an awesome fetish for pissing on things. One day we're out seeing our friend/my girlfriend who was a life guard at a pool. It was almost closing time, so we go into the locker room and unleashed hell. We pissed everywhere... in lockers, all over the sinks and counter, the shower, the floor. We thought it was hilarious. My girlfriend wasn't too mad, she did have to clean it all up though. And it stunk like ammonia when we left. This was just one instance. A very, very ugly chick was obsessed with me. She was at the same festival as us, and her car was alone. So we pissed all over the handles, doors, hood, and trunk. And the ground where she had to step into. She did end up falling into our piss, which was good. And it was great having a good friend who is willing to help me piss on everything.

I wish I had more but years of heavily toking the cannabis has zapped my memory a bit.

I still like to piss in public, I think it's hilarious.

And that's the story morning glory.

[Ly$ol (Banned)]

I piss in pools

[Ders (Banned)]

That explains why I'm always drinking pool water.

[PBFreak875]

Originally Posted by Ly$ol

You've only been here 4

2013-2008=5