[PBFreak96]

Post some of your favorite funny paintball stories here.

[smallmess]

Ok so I was playng rental 2 years ago and my 2 friends were the last two ones on ther team but there was one guy lest on the other team.... so theguy on the other team bunkers my friend in the snake, basically does a kartwheel and bunkers m other friend...which it turns out when he bunkered hm he shot him in the nuts.

[MDDPPB]

I was playin rec with my bro and he snuck up the snake and shot a guy in the nuts. The guy was lying on the field for like 5 mins. Haha

[htownseanthomas]

I was playing unarmed capture the flag, which means one person has a gun and two others don't, and I was one of the two who didn't have a gun. I went to slide into a bunker right next to the flag and slid right past it. He lit me up.

[Kbug]

A couple months ago, I was playing at my regular field and there was a group of noobs there. All of them were renting except for one guy that had a Spyder (everyone in the group seemed to look up to him like he was a pro or something). So the group was about to leave and like most of the noobs at my field do, they decide to play ironman for the last game. I just sat on the sideline and watched. It came down to the guy with the Spyder vs about 2 or 3 renters and then the guy with the Spyder got shot in the nuts. Most people that I've seen get shot in the nuts just lay on the ground or something, but this guy flipped out! He storms off the field yelling random curse words and when he gets off the field, he throws down his marker, kicks over the "goggles on" sign, gets in his truck, and drives off! Me and the refs were laughing too hard to even say or do anything, but after the idiot realized he left his marker (and after he cooled down a bit), he came back, got his stuff, and paid. I've never seen him again.

[ncpaintjack23 (Banned)]

shot a kid in the balls 7 times... never having kids.