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01-30-2013, 08:32 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Louisiana
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Crazy GF Stories
Post up. Lets hear some funny stories. All women are crazy, just a matter of time before they show you.
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01-30-2013, 08:33 PM
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#2
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PoopScooper
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Wisco
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Pic or shens
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01-30-2013, 08:34 PM
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#3
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Louisiana
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryan3773
Pic or shens
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Huh? |
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01-30-2013, 08:34 PM
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#4
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Belle Humble
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Ann Arbor, MI
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01-30-2013, 08:36 PM
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#5
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Lurking
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Az
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01-30-2013, 09:10 PM
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#6
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TEH SHOCKER
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: "404"
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My gf has a pet tarantula and thinks I'm gonna let her move in with me with it
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Xbox Gamertag: Sh0cKizZLe
GOOGLE FTW
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01-30-2013, 09:18 PM
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#7
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Chicago
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My girl wants to be let out of her cage.
What a nut.
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01-30-2013, 09:19 PM
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Ain't nobody dope as me
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Nor*Cal
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My gf Is Mexican.
I have never once had her show up to something on time in 3 years of dating.
She randomly starts *****ing people out in Spanish French or Italian whenever it appeases her
If she doesn't have the nicest heels in a room she gets grumpy
Makes bomb *** food and always makes me eat more then I want
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I speak for the TREES
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01-30-2013, 09:24 PM
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#10
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Louisiana
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pbmink
My gf Is Mexican.
I have never once had her show up to something on time in 3 years of dating.
She randomly starts *****ing people out in Spanish French or Italian whenever it appeases her
If she doesn't have the nicest heels in a room she gets grumpy
Makes bomb *** food and always makes me eat more then I want
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You could've left it at her being Mexican  |
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01-30-2013, 09:26 PM
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#11
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Belle Humble
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Ann Arbor, MI
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pbmink
My gf Is Mexican and likes Taco Bell because it's authentic mexican and I like that
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01-30-2013, 09:29 PM
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It's ARRI not ARRI
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago
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ive punched my gf in the face twice while i was sleeping. dont know why.
edit: not hard enough that it bruised which was good.
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01-30-2013, 09:31 PM
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I'm A Hypocrite
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: 817
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This one time my ex told me she only wanted chocolate for her birthday.
So I beat the **** out of her for assuming I was getting her anything. Women am I right?
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SIG GOES HERE
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01-30-2013, 09:32 PM
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Belle Humble
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Ann Arbor, MI
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ProtoBaller1991
ive punched my gf in the face twice while i was sleeping. dont know why.
edit: not hard enough that it bruised which was good.
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I dated a chick from Best Buy when I worked there who was into being slapped. The one time I bruised her tit and she said it was hot. But I'm a lover not a fighter. But god damn that ***** was kinky, I loved it. But she had moles on her body and it grossed me out, so I cut that ***** off. Be a model or get out. |
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01-30-2013, 09:32 PM
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Formerly General_Patton
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Asheville, NC
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While at an MMA fight I was drunk and the ring girl walked around the ring with the sign. My g/f asked if she was fatter than her. I said y'all aint fat. She said, "what?"
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White and proud.
STARMY Scavenger Hunt Champions
Originally Posted by DrobertsPB "you're like an intelligent redneck mountain man"
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01-30-2013, 09:33 PM
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#16
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Louisiana
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dualimpact
This one time my ex told me she only wanted chocolate for her birthday.
So I beat the **** out of her for assuming I was getting her anything. Women am I right?
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This guy I bet she wasn't in the kitchen either |
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01-30-2013, 09:35 PM
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TEH SHOCKER
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: "404"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pbmink
My gf Is Mexican.
I have never once had her show up to something on time in 3 years of dating.
She randomly starts *****ing people out in Spanish French or Italian whenever it appeases her
If she doesn't have the nicest heels in a room she gets grumpy
Makes bomb *** food and always makes me eat more then I want
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But can she do the Macarena?
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Xbox Gamertag: Sh0cKizZLe
GOOGLE FTW
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01-30-2013, 09:35 PM
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Belle Humble
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Ann Arbor, MI
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Quote:
Originally Posted by $h0cK3r
But can she do the Macarena?
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Of course she can, she's mexican. Or maybe she's a mexicant. |
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01-30-2013, 10:09 PM
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2k7er
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ProtoBaller1991
ive punched my gf in the face twice while i was sleeping. dont know why.
edit: not hard enough that it bruised which was good.
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Been there several times brodog. Except I left a bump on her forehead once. Apparently I'm a violent sleeper. |
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01-30-2013, 10:15 PM
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#20
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Los Angeles
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well not a current gf, but i had an ex gf that was so goddamn cute but i thought she was a bipolar ***** and she texted me the other day to apologizing about being a *****, and that she had been seeing a psychiatrist and was told she literally was bipolar.
so i was right  |
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01-30-2013, 10:16 PM
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Belle Humble
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Ann Arbor, MI
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I am bipolar and I can write you novels on flip/flopping with people. I am also a very skittish person. But a lot of my friends are understanding and deal with it. True blue friends.
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