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Old 01-30-2013, 08:32 PM #1
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Old 01-30-2013, 08:33 PM #2
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Old 01-30-2013, 08:34 PM #3
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Old 01-30-2013, 09:10 PM #6
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My girl wants to be let out of her cage.

What a nut.
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Old 01-30-2013, 09:19 PM #8
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My gf Is Mexican.

I have never once had her show up to something on time in 3 years of dating.
She randomly starts *****ing people out in Spanish French or Italian whenever it appeases her
If she doesn't have the nicest heels in a room she gets grumpy
Makes bomb *** food and always makes me eat more then I want
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Old 01-30-2013, 09:23 PM #9
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My girl wants to be let out of her cage.

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Old 01-30-2013, 09:24 PM #10
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My gf Is Mexican.

I have never once had her show up to something on time in 3 years of dating.
She randomly starts *****ing people out in Spanish French or Italian whenever it appeases her
If she doesn't have the nicest heels in a room she gets grumpy
Makes bomb *** food and always makes me eat more then I want
You could've left it at her being Mexican
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Old 01-30-2013, 09:26 PM #11
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My gf Is Mexican and likes Taco Bell because it's authentic mexican and I like that
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Old 01-30-2013, 09:29 PM #12
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ive punched my gf in the face twice while i was sleeping. dont know why.

edit: not hard enough that it bruised which was good.
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This one time my ex told me she only wanted chocolate for her birthday.

So I beat the **** out of her for assuming I was getting her anything. Women am I right?
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Old 01-30-2013, 09:32 PM #14
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ive punched my gf in the face twice while i was sleeping. dont know why.

edit: not hard enough that it bruised which was good.
I dated a chick from Best Buy when I worked there who was into being slapped. The one time I bruised her tit and she said it was hot. But I'm a lover not a fighter. But god damn that ***** was kinky, I loved it. But she had moles on her body and it grossed me out, so I cut that ***** off. Be a model or get out.
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While at an MMA fight I was drunk and the ring girl walked around the ring with the sign. My g/f asked if she was fatter than her. I said y'all aint fat. She said, "what?"
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This one time my ex told me she only wanted chocolate for her birthday.

So I beat the **** out of her for assuming I was getting her anything. Women am I right?
This guy I bet she wasn't in the kitchen either
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Old 01-30-2013, 09:35 PM #17
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My gf Is Mexican.

I have never once had her show up to something on time in 3 years of dating.
She randomly starts *****ing people out in Spanish French or Italian whenever it appeases her
If she doesn't have the nicest heels in a room she gets grumpy
Makes bomb *** food and always makes me eat more then I want
But can she do the Macarena?
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Old 01-30-2013, 09:35 PM #18
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But can she do the Macarena?
Of course she can, she's mexican. Or maybe she's a mexicant.
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Old 01-30-2013, 10:09 PM #19
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ive punched my gf in the face twice while i was sleeping. dont know why.

edit: not hard enough that it bruised which was good.
Been there several times brodog. Except I left a bump on her forehead once. Apparently I'm a violent sleeper.
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well not a current gf, but i had an ex gf that was so goddamn cute but i thought she was a bipolar ***** and she texted me the other day to apologizing about being a *****, and that she had been seeing a psychiatrist and was told she literally was bipolar.

so i was right
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Old 01-30-2013, 10:16 PM #21
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