[Iamamartianchurch]

Originally Posted by Tuff

Was the principal fired?

I have no idea. I had only heard a call to fire him. I haven't followed the story since I heard it.

[rT159]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/01/19...#ixzz2IYXKuVOj

[Stagger Lee]

"Trace Gallagher reported on America Live that two six-year-old boys were suspended from their Maryland school this week for pretending to shoot each other during recess. The boys were using their fingers as guns during a game on the playground."

Finger bang, bang! BANG BANG BANG!

[rT159]

Did they reload after 7 rounds?

[automagsrule]

Man you guys went to some ****ed up schools.

I used to meet people at my school parking lot to buy and sell paintball guns and no one gave a ****.

[Fat_Joe]

Originally Posted by Blake360

It must have had a high capacity paper clip attached to it.

I got a pretty hearty laugh out of this.

Originally Posted by StellarKnight

Cool story bro time:

Went to the bathroom during one of my classes and walked in on some younger dude taking a **** in a hand soap dispenser. I told the janitor who then told some administrator, and she yanked me out of class to accuse me of being the one who shat in the soap dispenser. Told me they were going to DNA test the turd to prove I was the one who did it. Stupid ***** even accused the janitor of changing his story when he told her that I was the one who called it in and not the ****ter himself. Almost got suspended for a week over the whole ordeal.

She eventually went on to become our school district's assistant superintendent.

Yea because the first thing a kid who took a **** in a soap dispenser (really funny in all seriousness...) would be to tell the janitor essentially ratting himself out.


TEACHERS ARE UNDERPAID BRO!