funniest noob moment was my friend, he had a paint grenade, pulled the pin, promptly tripped over a rock causing the grenade to blow in his face as he fell into a creek. His tank (luckily only a steely) hit a rock and made a really loud pang.
Reff. was standing over him like "...yeah I think you're out"
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setup:
*v3 rotor with orange color kit
*empire 68/45
*freak bored Evil Pipe kit with DW Whip Tip
*super duper UBER upp'd PM7
*reverse red VForce Grillz
I bought an Ion...in hindsight it was a bit of an Impulse buy
funniest noob moment was my friend, he had a paint grenade, pulled the pin, promptly tripped over a rock causing the grenade to blow in his face as he fell into a creek. His tank (luckily only a steely) hit a rock and made a really loud pang.
Reff. was standing over him like "...yeah I think you're out"
Definetly had a 30 year old man that was renting ask if i would trade him guns for a game..... i have a mini and autococker orracle pump.......i responded HELL NO!
or i love the kids my age.... walk in with a hopper on backwards :/
DAMN SON.....
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*JUS LIVIN IT UP LIKE A BALLER WITH THAT YOUNG AUTOCOCKER *
sadly the worst iv seen was a kid ask how many balls i needed to load to shoot someone with my pump or when i had a 30 something year old get in my face claiming i was ramping when i had a non auto triggered pump
Kid comes up to me on thursday and goes "i hit 29 bps with my new gun" what gun do u have?? "Its a brand new spyder victor! It was really expensive!! $90!!! "
I think the kid was legit retarded
Kid comes up to me on thursday and goes "i hit 29 bps with my new gun" what gun do u have?? "Its a brand new spyder victor! It was really expensive!! $90!!! "
I think the kid was legit retarded
That's just a kid being a kid lol
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Originally Posted by harbinger626
sadly the worst iv seen was a kid ask how many balls i needed to load to shoot someone with my pump or when i had a 30 something year old get in my face claiming i was ramping when i had a non auto triggered pump
Lol bet that guy felt like an idiot
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Originally Posted by BALLSOHARD!
Definetly had a 30 year old man that was renting ask if i would trade him guns for a game..... i have a mini and autococker orracle pump.......i responded HELL NO!
or i love the kids my age.... walk in with a hopper on backwards :/
DAMN SON.....
Yea, I don't trust rentals with my equipment. The stuff they do with the tippmans is crazy, no way I'd lend them my equipment. And yup, got to love the backwards hopper kids haha
new players think because you have a better gun than there rental that your untouchable..then when you get hit they say how can you get hit when you have a better gun than ours...
When people call any elongated trigger a "double" trigger
This is true lol
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Originally Posted by bobbystone
new players think because you have a better gun than there rental that your untouchable..then when you get hit they say how can you get hit when you have a better gun than ours...
Ok, I hate to even say this but when I first started playing about ten or eleven years ago, I was playing a speed ball game with a group from my church (I went to church in Alabama so this was natural) and my dad was the ref. so, I am advancing and see a guy behind a bunker. With my dads 98C, I started my first ever firefight. I won. More specifically it was a headshot. I jump up and tell tony Dad "I GOT HIM!!! Did you see?!" As I am saying that my friendly cousin swings over and lights me up from head to toe. Worst thing I have ever done.
When people call any elongated trigger a "double" trigger
Wait... Is that not what they're called? I've been calling them that for years.
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"You know you play too much paintball when you're driving and a bird poops on your windshield and your immediate reaction is to yell 'I'M OUT!'"
Wait... Is that not what they're called? I've been calling them that for years.
Oh boy haha
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Originally Posted by Matthew Fugett
Ok, I hate to even say this but when I first started playing about ten or eleven years ago, I was playing a speed ball game with a group from my church (I went to church in Alabama so this was natural) and my dad was the ref. so, I am advancing and see a guy behind a bunker. With my dads 98C, I started my first ever firefight. I won. More specifically it was a headshot. I jump up and tell tony Dad "I GOT HIM!!! Did you see?!" As I am saying that my friendly cousin swings over and lights me up from head to toe. Worst thing I have ever done.
Especially hurts in the temple lol
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Originally Posted by Eastter
But the best is when they put it right by the field entrance before the game and run across the field to grab them. Lolol
Last time I played at the new field we've been attending, we did a "bomb the fort" type game (the objective is to throw a nerf football into a fort). Our bomber overthrew it. I strafed to the right and the rest of my team went left. I came around to the back of the fort but didn't see the ball (remember- its a bright orange nerf football).
I move out of the woods into the grassy area and I'm standing with no coverage in the middle of the grass scanning the area trying to find the darned thing. Finally I make my way all the way up to to fort wall (no one has taken a single shot at me). The ref tells me to move back. I assume because of the field's surrender rule. I walk about fifteen feet back and by this time the rest of my team is screaming at me. I hear the ref call the one minute mark. I look down at my feet and there's the bomb laying in plain site. I grab it and throw it...
...and miss. It lands right on the side the fort. I trudge back to the fort wall (the other team still hasn't tried to shoot) and lob it gently over the side. Technically I won the game, but I felt like a big loser.
Last time I played at the new field we've been attending, we did a "bomb the fort" type game (the objective is to throw a nerf football into a fort). Our bomber overthrew it. I strafed to the right and the rest of my team went left. I came around to the back of the fort but didn't see the ball (remember- its a bright orange nerf football).
I move out of the woods into the grassy area and I'm standing with no coverage in the middle of the grass scanning the area trying to find the darned thing. Finally I make my way all the way up to to fort wall (no one has taken a single shot at me). The ref tells me to move back. I assume because of the field's surrender rule. I walk about fifteen feet back and by this time the rest of my team is screaming at me. I hear the ref call the one minute mark. I look down at my feet and there's the bomb laying in plain site. I grab it and throw it...
...and miss. It lands right on the side the fort. I trudge back to the fort wall (the other team still hasn't tried to shoot) and lob it gently over the side. Technically I won the game, but I felt like a big loser.
Went to Las Vegas Xtreme Paintball on Feb.6. Had a new girl on MY team. I went to the snake, popped up and was doing good. I moved up a little and she shot me out even though I was talking to her since we were on the same team. It was funny, but she nailed my head a few times.
Went to Las Vegas Xtreme Paintball on Feb.6. Had a new girl on MY team. I went to the snake, popped up and was doing good. I moved up a little and she shot me out even though I was talking to her since we were on the same team. It was funny, but she nailed my head a few times.
Another reason why I don't play recball sometimes. Idiot teammates shooting me lol
I've been calling them that for years.
