[dps093]

Originally Posted by thenoob23

Probaly for me its when im playing woods ball or speedball and theres like 6 noobs hiding behind a bunker with a experinced player and there jsut spraying like crazy

Yup, I see that a lot when a party will try to play speedball. Never works

[aquadgio1]

Right before the game stars just empty out their hopper as they shoot at objects nearby the starting box. They waste their paint before the game even starts!

[dps093]

Originally Posted by aquadgio1

Right before the game stars just empty out their hopper as they shoot at objects nearby the starting box. They waste their paint before the game even starts!

Another common occurrence I see lol I try so hard not to laugh

[thenoob23]

Or when a whole bunch of kids are using all of there paint at target practice

[Subterfuge]

Alright I was trying to call it a day, because no one wanted to play me anymore. I thought it was going to be a private game, but these walk-ons with mid to high range markers somehow deposited themselves in the rentals game. I stopped packing my car and watched from behind the net.

I noticed the stackers were not doing so well. The new guys were moving far up the field, despite the stackers using the maximum extent of their markers. The newbies probably fired a max around 5-6 bps, while the stackers fired 13-17 bps. I noticed a small rental kid in a full camo jump suit and oversized chest protector constantly looking both ways in his bunker. He kept moving up closer and closer to the stackers, the stackers didn't realize he was there. I told him to keep moving up, and he finally made it to just one bunker away from the first two stackers that were left. When the stackers shifted to the left to unload at the highest ROF on the rental newbie on his team, I said, "Dude! Go shoot them point blank! Now, do it!" The kid runs up all awkward, comes around the bunker while the guy is unloading full blast, puts his barrel into his arm and fires one shot shooting from the hip. He's a little shocked that he accomplished this when I say, "Dude! You got to keep going man, finish it!" He keeps running forward and puts his barrel into the last stacker's shoulder who's unloading like a mad man and fires. I can't stop cracking up, but I didn't want him to point out that I told him to do it, so I finished packing my car up and left the field. The guy next to me said to the rental player, "Dude your the ****!" As the rental player raised both arms in the air in triumph, the two stackers were still holding onto where they were shot.

TL DR; Rental kid bunkers two stackers in a row with his gravity hopper fed tippman 98.

[seriouslysilly]

They weren't exactly newbies, but we all laugh about it now

[aquadgio1]

^^^^ thats funny

[dps093]

Originally Posted by Subterfuge

Alright I was trying to call it a day, because no one wanted to play me anymore. I thought it was going to be a private game, but these walk-ons with mid to high range markers somehow deposited themselves in the rentals game. I stopped packing my car and watched from behind the net.

I noticed the stackers were not doing so well. The new guys were moving far up the field, despite the stackers using the maximum extent of their markers. The newbies probably fired a max around 5-6 bps, while the stackers fired 13-17 bps. I noticed a small rental kid in a full camo jump suit and oversized chest protector constantly looking both ways in his bunker. He kept moving up closer and closer to the stackers, the stackers didn't realize he was there. I told him to keep moving up, and he finally made it to just one bunker away from the first two stackers that were left. When the stackers shifted to the left to unload at the highest ROF on the rental newbie on his team, I said, "Dude! Go shoot them point blank! Now, do it!" The kid runs up all awkward, comes around the bunker while the guy is unloading full blast, puts his barrel into his arm and fires one shot shooting from the hip. He's a little shocked that he accomplished this when I say, "Dude! You got to keep going man, finish it!" He keeps running forward and puts his barrel into the last stacker's shoulder who's unloading like a mad man and fires. I can't stop cracking up, but I didn't want him to point out that I told him to do it, so I finished packing my car up and left the field. The guy next to me said to the rental player, "Dude your the ****!" As the rental player raised both arms in the air in triumph, the two stackers were still holding onto where they were shot.

TL DR; Rental kid bunkers two stackers in a row with his gravity hopper fed tippman 98.

That happens sometimes to at my field. Nothing better than seeing the kids/first timers having a great time!

[Zman9398]

When kids call the paint, "bullets". " hey dad, I'm out of bullets."

[masterofTHUMBS]

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[dps093]

Originally Posted by Zman9398

When kids call the paint, "bullets". " hey dad, I'm out of bullets."

Honestly, not trying to be racist, but I've found almost all the black customers at our field call them bullets instead of paint lol. I haven't really seen any kids call it that.

[thenoob23]

When kids get hit for the first time in paintball and freak out.

[p8ntballer101]

my dad (bigger dude) hides behing a support tube on the hyperball field. this pipe is at a 45 degree angle and hes bent over trying to tuck in, but his *** his hanging way out. he got bonus balled to hell and my brother and i stil make fun of him. expecially cause he is an x cop.

[dps093]

Originally Posted by p8ntballer101

my dad (bigger dude) hides behing a support tube on the hyperball field. this pipe is at a 45 degree angle and hes bent over trying to tuck in, but his *** his hanging way out. he got bonus balled to hell and my brother and i stil make fun of him. expecially cause he is an x cop.

See that a lot as well lol

[gopb1005]

I was playing against a kid playing speed ball. 5v5. When the game started, he didn't run to cover, he came out in the open and tried to dodge. Got bonus balled so many times. I asked if he was okay, he said yeah but he didn't play the rest of the day.lol

[PistolPaul2]

Originally Posted by seriouslysilly

They weren't exactly newbies, but we all laugh about it now

That reminded me of the video with the 2 mountain bikers and the gazelle.

[dps093]

Originally Posted by gopb1005

I was playing against a kid playing speed ball. 5v5. When the game started, he didn't run to cover, he came out in the open and tried to dodge. Got bonus balled so many times. I asked if he was okay, he said yeah but he didn't play the rest of the day.lol

Lol that reminds me of the first game I ever played when I was 12, like some of the dumb stuff we did. It was a friend's birthday party, and we were all renting, minus the birthday kid and his brother, who had their own guns (angels). We played on the NPPL speedball field all day, including a few games against two D2 players. Of course we got slaughtered, but it was a lot of fun. I kind of took to the sport right away, I wasn't scared at all. Fell in love with speedball that day, and I've been hooked ever since. Now I'm 19, and set for another PSP season. Only a couple more months, can't wait Being a referee for 5 years at the local field I work at is kind of my way of giving back to the community, by helping the kids and first timers get into the sport, like paintball helped me gain friends and confidence in myself.

[krazykitty22]

when i was playing at asg at the chariety event the last game right in the beginning we started to run across the field and about 3 seconds into the game some kid steps into a whole while sprinting rolls and his marker and hopper goes rolling with him... oh wait that was me

[dps093]

Originally Posted by krazykitty22

when i was playing at asg at the chariety event the last game right in the beginning we started to run across the field and about 3 seconds into the game some kid steps into a whole while sprinting rolls and his marker and hopper goes rolling with him... oh wait that was me

Seen similar situations lol

[EliteGeek91]

Lol one time I was playing woodsball. Well the area consisted of a small junkyard, with woods around it.

I was inside a car, this newb came towards me, thinking paintballs didn't shoot that far I guess. Well I hammered him with about 20 balls.

[die.another.day]

"Im going to snipe" dude u have a 12 inch barrel with a 98 custom