Originally Posted by MariaXiong
matey," he said as they approached the thread. "This here has been dead for weeks, but I'll be damned if I'm about to let it drift away!" He ordered his crew to board the thread and bump until a regular inhabitant stumbled out of the darkness.
Thoroughly confused and disoriented, the regular poked his head out and squinted curiously at the intruder.
"y u do dis"
"arrrr," said the pirate. "Me name be xiong. Me presence here be due to me need fer posts."
still not entirely coherent, the regular pursued further inquiry. "but y. we don't need more posts here. the op is a known thief and lbr if u are lookin up free antivirus software in stt u got bigger probs. pls remove yourself from this thread and continue your quest for posts elsewhere."
"arrrr matey I be sorry 4 botherin you. I'll go on me way and get my PM posts in politics or some tin"
satisfied, the reclusive regular receded back into his hobbit hole, muttering something or other about how nobody in the politics section would notice a spambot anyway.