[dps093]

Originally Posted by Rancid1845

Kid crying behind a back bunker on a speedball field.

As a referee, when rentals play speedball sometimes, I've seen them hide behind the starting net gate like all the time, even when I tell them beforehand that you can't do that lol.

Originally Posted by Rclone1

I love the new players who have no fear. I once saw a kid about 12 who walked about 100 yrds. across an open part of the field walked to the bunker in the way back where one of the tournament players were just spraying paint and not moving, and the kid went past his bunker looked left then looked right, saw him and jumped at him and rambo'd him.

Yup, we get a lot of those out here too. Like 10 year olds stomping kids and adults with lots of padding on and talk trash lol.

Originally Posted by KYhillbilly

Kids who don't snap the lids on their hoppers and lose all their paint is always amusing. I feel bad but can't help but laugh.
I love the kids who are fearless. I have seen 10 year olds rush people while 14 year olds wear padding like they are training attack dogs and hide in the back all day.

This literally has happened every single day for the past 5 years me being a referee. Every day lol.

[ElJefe13]

Originally Posted by KYhillbilly

Kids who don't snap the lids on their hoppers and lose all their paint is always amusing. I feel bad but can't help but laugh.

My first hoppers lid could not stay shut. Every time I called myself (raise my gun in the air) it would pop open and all my paint fell out. Then I looked over at the ref and he's laughing his head off.

[Sh0ckw4v3]

Originally Posted by iStepbroi

me and these russian renters who couldn't speak hardly any english mow 15 speedballers haha

Had some Asians that didn't speak a lick of English be placed on my team one day. The stereotype is true, they're very sneaky.

[Danny96211]

Originally Posted by Sh0ckw4v3

Had some Asians that didn't speak a lick of English be placed on my team one day. The stereotype is true, they're very sneaky.

never heard of that stereotype before. please do explain

[Joza77]

Originally Posted by Danny96211

never heard of that stereotype before. please do explain

Asian's being ninjas?

[dps093]

Originally Posted by Joza77

Asian's being ninjas?

Yea, Asians are very sneaky out on the field lol

[Sh0ckw4v3]

Originally Posted by dps093

Yea, Asians are very sneaky out on the field lol

Dem ninjas.

[ElJefe13]

Originally Posted by dps093

Yea, Asians are very sneaky out on the field lol

Asians don't have time to paintball, they're too busy studying.

[dps093]

Originally Posted by ElJefe13

Asians don't have time to paintball, they're too busy studying.

My manager of the paintball field I work at is Asian LOL.

[KYhillbilly]

Originally Posted by dps093

Yea, Asians are very sneaky out on the field lol

Its not hard when your 5'5 and weigh 90 pounds. Honestly I havent seen many asians play. My buddy in college was Korean and we couldnt get him to come and play. That sorry Twinkie mofo.

I have several mexican groups come in and play here. They are always pretty cool guys too.

[dps093]

Originally Posted by KYhillbilly

Its not hard when your 5'5 and weigh 90 pounds. Honestly I havent seen many asians play. My buddy in college was Korean and we couldnt get him to come and play. That sorry Twinkie mofo.

I have several mexican groups come in and play here. They are always pretty cool guys too.

Surprisingly, we get a lot of Asians who come out and play. Heck, my manager is asian and he plays, as does his son. We also get a lot of Mexicans too

[Sh0ckw4v3]

Originally Posted by dps093

Surprisingly, we get a lot of Asians who come out and play. Heck, my manager is asian and he plays, as does his son. We also get a lot of Mexicans too

We get a surprising amount of minorities that play as well, no offense to anyone!

[Castro #66]

Alright, people of all types play paintball. Let's keep this on track!

[dps093]

Another funny moment was when I was reffing like a 12 year old birthday party, and the birthday kid got shot in the nuts, and freaked out. I mean he yelled bloody murder at the top of his lungs. He got so mad, he started cursing out the people on the other team who shot him. We could hear him all the way down at the shop yelling. Quite a memorable experience.

[brendans0cool]

Originally Posted by KYhillbilly

Its not hard when your 5'5 and weigh 90 pounds. Honestly I havent seen many asians play. My buddy in college was Korean and we couldnt get him to come and play. That sorry Twinkie mofo.

I have several mexican groups come in and play here. They are always pretty cool guys too.

I'm Asian and I'm from Kentucky!

[Sh0ckw4v3]

Originally Posted by brendans0cool

I'm Asian and I'm from Kentucky!

I picture you as the new Asian off the walking dead.

[paintballoliver]

At the start of a game a (pretty attractive) girl said she was going to start the game by going prone. (Laughed right there) She but her torso right on top of a huge ant pile and was "prone" for a good five seconds before noticing, she stood up and started freaking out and taking off her shirt. All these 13 yr old boys around her eyes almost popped out their head. I was on the ground laughing.

[Way2scary4u]

Lol

[dps093]

Originally Posted by paintballoliver

At the start of a game a (pretty attractive) girl said she was going to start the game by going prone. (Laughed right there) She but her torso right on top of a huge ant pile and was "prone" for a good five seconds before noticing, she stood up and started freaking out and taking off her shirt. All these 13 yr old boys around her eyes almost popped out their head. I was on the ground laughing.

I love when the big-booty *****es come to the field and I get to ref them. Makes my day so much more enjoyable lol

[Sh0ckw4v3]

Originally Posted by dps093

I love when the big-booty *****es come to the field and I get to ref them. Makes my day so much more enjoyable lol

I concur.

[dps093]

Originally Posted by Sh0ckw4v3

I concur.

Only time I'm motivated to do a paint check