[SniperForce-Duffek]

Montgomery won't put you through any university.

[Mr. Y2K]

Originally Posted by Baller_Status

People keep asking me why I want to do this. I don't know how to explain it to them...

http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/11/ho...hoahhaoh-hoah/

[Deathmoney07]

I just told a female E-3 today who is 28 to have a seat, just because YOU couldn't make it in the outside corporate world doesn't mean you can join the military and tr to run ****. Know your place in line and do your job.

Can't stand those 28+ year old ****ers who join and think they know everything...

EDIT: err, yesterday...forgot today would be saturday.

[xFSUxlaxflip]

Originally Posted by the other one

IDKmyBFFjill?

Winner...

Originally Posted by CptMotivator

"I'm a ******* and didn't go to college like mommy and daddy told me to, so Im going to spend the next 4-6 years picking up trash, mopping, and getting railed in the ******* in a peacetime Army."

We would also have accepted

"I am a ******* and partied my eyes out in college so now its time to pay the piper..." (personal experience on that one... cuts deep)

Originally Posted by Deathmoney07

I just told a female E-3 today who is 28 to have a seat, just because YOU couldn't make it in the outside corporate world doesn't mean you can join the military and tr to run ****. Know your place in line and do your job.

Can't stand those 28+ year old ****ers who join and think they know everything...

EDIT: err, yesterday...forgot today would be saturday.

Could be worse... she could be an E-6 PSG, still thinks she knows everything, chock full of small town farmer living experience that she applies to everything in her life, wont shut up about politics at work, and is a complete and utter "yes man" to the higher ups because shes non-confrontational resulting in real work or job training never getting done unless of course that training is requisite for her to keep her job in the army then suddenly its the most important thing ever.

also

[SniperForce-Duffek]

I use to throw a ****ing fit when my SL told me to do something I didn't like. I got so pissed off one day I threw a pen in the office cause I was so pissed. o.o E4 badass.

[Mr. Y2K]

yep use to do that one too
i've been wanting to man up to my old bosses on that. my old sgt is in town, and i gave him my number so hopefully he calls me sometime in the next few days.

[hatchj]

If you don't know how to tell people why you're doing what you're doing...do you actually know why you are?

[KingTomis]

such a dumb thing

I was bored, thats why I joined. **** all the patriotic, serving your country, greater cause bull****, only ******s believe in that stuff.

Depending on your MOS choice which I dont know if you mentioned or not you are probably making a big mistake though. In that case tell people you are joining the army because your dumb.

[hatchj]

Lol. Man...I wasn't saying it had to be a specific reason like that. You should know how to tell people around you why you're doing what you're doing. That's all I was going about saying.

I'm pretty sure I said I enlisted 11x above. Everybody has their own reasons to do what they're doing.

[SniperForce-Duffek]

I joined to kill people...4 years of wasted time. kill count = zero.

[CptMotivator]

Originally Posted by SniperForce-Duffek

I joined to kill people...4 years of wasted time. kill count = zero.

I've given out orders that result in people gettin' some. Does that count?

[UNDRPRVLGD_V2]

Originally Posted by SniperForce-Duffek

I joined to kill people...4 years of wasted time. kill count = zero.

I joined to kill people, 3 days after hitting the fleet I was in country (Kuwait), around or about 30 days later I was pushing into Iraq and in about 20 minutes was shooting at my first armed enemy. I did that for 30 days roughly non stop during the push. Then went to Najaf and chilled out doing patrols.

Sucks to be you, boot.

[Subterfuge]

I joined for the experience and challenge. I had more action in one week [this was because I searched for it in the MWR events] than the entire 2 years I've been a civilian. I think this is because I get paid way less now. Sometimes I just want to be put in a crazy different situation to test my mind. I don't get much opportunities to do that as a civilian.

[SniperForce-Duffek]

Originally Posted by CptMotivator

I've given out orders that result in people gettin' some. Does that count?

Eh, there is a risk when giving that order if it backfires, so I guess so. I never had the chance to kill anyone since I was the RTO. But my Platoon hit a bunch of IEDs. Does that count?

[Jennifer Lopez]

My platoons held responsible by afghan locals for killing a baby because we detonated a IED. that count?

[Mr. Y2K]

just ask 9 out of ten canadian soldiers
they'd all say they've never been shot at
and people in the CF wonder why i'm bitter because i don't have a medal or badge that shows i've put my life on the line like a CIB

[SniperForce-Duffek]

Originally Posted by Animal_Father

I can't imagine spending time in a combat zone and not being involved in direct fighting. Sounds pretty gay.

Just rockets, mortars and a **** ton of IEDs.

[solrflare]

Directly responsible for killing people and I've authorized multiple strikes on grape huts/buildings/etc. My only regret is that we didn't kill more.

Fun stuff.

[CptMotivator]

Anyone else excited about the new tax hikes?

Im going to be losing 150ish a check, I think, if not more.

[barrel roll]

Time to up your W4 exemptions, and increase tax deferred investments, ladies.

[Mr. Y2K]

we're having the same fun in canada
i like this forcing welfare ****s to get jobs thing the gummit is doing though