justin, alex, heres the plan..1st thing we do is lace Kreckos steriods with sleeping pills. 2nd while hes out we kidnap him from his house. 3rd bring him to the most shady tattoo artist we can find. 4th get him to tattoo a picture of obama on kreckos forehead so everytime he looks in the mirror he sees obama smiling back at him. 5th we stealthily place krecko back in his house...we call this operation "gorilla sabotage"