Okay, so there is a girl I need to break things off with because she is psycho. Still, I like her, but I can tell she is going to be absolutely bat **** insane if we continue things as they are and I see no room for compromise on her part. Unfortunately, I agreed to hang out with her on Christmas. I would end things on christmas day, but I have a heart and won't ruin Christmas. Ill wait until the day after. Only thing I am worried about is if (well, with her I know we are) we have sex on Christmas then end things the next day she is going to make up some pregnancy scare (which she already put me through that stress) to keep me held down, effectively ruining my life, or at least have me stressing like a mother ****er until I can confirm she is not preggo with my spawn. So, what's a reason a 19 year old kid would not be able to perform sexually? Something that could have happened to me over a period of a few days while we haven't been together that would absolutely make this girl not want to **** me, but yet not ruin her Christmas. Or a reason i cannot perform. Unfortunately, she's a nympho and the dick is exactly what she wants for Christmas.
What really sucks is I have to make a post about this instead of just doing the natural thing and keep on nailing the chick. However, I've been thrown in jail and put through tons of stress and the legal system over one girl, I am never going to repeat that **** again. Especially because miraculously, I came out okay. And if this girl doesn't ruin my life in one manner, she will ruin it in another. I did this once and I was stupid, but learned from my mistake. This will only end in us getting wrongfully married/tied down, misery, depression, paranoia, anger and possibly homicide/suicide.
Tl;dr crazy Russian chick with three nipples claims to have my kids and I'm all "I ain't givin none y'all *****es **** **** y'all"
"Originally posted by UglyDuckGizmo: at first i was like nah this soundtrack is awesome, then that white trash bull**** about having sex in your car came on.
Last edited by Milky Spore : 12-24-2012 at 04:02 AM.
Get out of that my dude! Be honest, your not interested in having intercourse on Christmas. Just watch a movie or something! Or, say you have strep throat and don't even go there! Do not put your Peter in her soggy lips! If she is going to do that pregnancy junk, you don't even need to be next to her! She sounds crazy