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Old 12-14-2012, 10:18 PM #22
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:24 PM #23
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:30 PM #24
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:46 PM #25
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i went to jail tuesday night
the waffles weren't too great but the buttsex was top notch
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Old 12-15-2012, 12:05 AM #26
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i went to jail tuesday night
the waffles weren't too great but the buttsex was top notch
did she call it rape after the fact? but really why did you go to jail?
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Old 12-15-2012, 12:28 AM #27
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Old 12-15-2012, 12:50 AM #28
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Old 12-15-2012, 01:03 AM #29
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Old 12-15-2012, 01:37 AM #30
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Old 12-15-2012, 01:39 AM #31
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Old 12-15-2012, 01:52 AM #32
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So this past Tuesday night I finished taking one of my finals, pick my buddy up from work, and we head off to my house to listen to skrillex. We both go pretty much every week and I sleep there everynight.

About an hour after we got there, we're both outside smoking smarties and we start talking to my sister. I'd seen her before, but had never talked to her. We someone go on the topic of Tequila, and I mention that I've never tired it before. She insists that I've gotta try some, so we go in and I buy us both shots. We take em, get 2 more and take those too. At this point I've had a beer. I'm pretty drunk. (I'm 5'4 110 pounds soaking wet and the tolerance of a 7 year old) She wants 2 more, I say I'm good, I gotta bike at some point, but I get her another. She's like "At least lick the salt off with me." I'm like "o.O alright."

So we mingle a little more and I go back over and sit with my buddy. After a little while she comes back, and she's fairly drunk at this point too, but not too bad. She's coming on pretty ****ing strong to both me and my friend at this point, he blows her off but I have never been laid so I say **** it and roll with it. So she leans over to me, and we make out a bit. She starts feeling up on me and slips her hand down my pants. I'm like "o.O in the middle of everybody? ****." She grabs my hand and starts leading me towards the bathrooms but she stops and asks..."You wanna go in the womens bathroom, or the corner over there?" "WTF? The corner! FFS, the BATHROOM!"

So we get in a stall in the bathroom (I'm all looking around, my
Moms
bathroom was the nicest room in the whole damn place!) we get to it. She starts falling all over the place, she knocks her drink over. Then her friend comes in the bathroom looking for her, she yells for her friend to come there. I pull my **** up real quick and friend comes over and opens the stall and they're just there having a conversation. I'm like...**** I need *** pounding, this is too much.

We leave my moms house, and walk down the street to grab a bite at Waffle House. We're just sitting there, eating when she just pops in the door. "You incest **** you got me pregnant from touching my nipple? I know you so I guess I'm taking yours." and she grabs my phone off the table. I grabbed my **** back, and said "We don't have your ****en phone, we both have smartphones, why would we need yours?" We're both pissed at this point but were too ***** to do anything, the place was pretty packed. We finally convince her that we didn't have her phone, and the ***** just sits down and starts eating my waffles. "You just gonna sit down and eat my food like that?" *continues eating*. Fed up at this point, we paid for our **** and left. Before we went, she handed me her address and asked my to come over after I dropped my buddy off. Yeah...right. I went the **** home and went to bed.

*****es be crazy.

tl;dr tried hooking up with my sister, got *** raped by moms dildo, and learned what a beer is
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Old 12-15-2012, 12:45 PM #33
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Old 12-15-2012, 04:38 PM #34
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Old 12-15-2012, 04:56 PM #35
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Old 12-16-2012, 02:35 AM #36
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This is what I'm worried about, I did not. Which was ****ing stupid, but I was drunk and condoms were back in the car. Planning on getting tested in a few weeks
First you ****ed up by goin for a sloot goin after your friend, and then not wrappin up, and then LETTIN HER EAT THE DAMN WAFFLES?!?!

You sound like a puss...

but on a real note...gotta wait 6 months for them aids to kick in brah
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Old 12-16-2012, 07:09 AM #37
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Old 12-16-2012, 08:46 AM #38
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Old 12-16-2012, 09:15 AM #39
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:07 AM #40
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:14 AM #41
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Am I the only one that found it funny that he's 5'4" and 110 lbs? The girl probably was probably a full head taller than him.
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