[SUR3]

Originally Posted by perez62682

i thought it was some bull**** too. i dont think shes doin it to get me back i think shes just so naive right now. i am just gonna try to forget about both of them.
rjd2 i have a normal size dick

this ***** is honest lol

girls are spiteful human beings. if anything its to get back at you

[perez62682]

IRL normal
girls are *******s!

[Ion103]

I now have to live with my EX for the next 7 months. We signed a lease and now we are switching every week from couch to bed. To make things more complicated (In a good way for me), a girl that I met 2 months ago has jumped at this opportunity of me being single, and wants to date me. She said she has had a crush on me since we met. I totally thought she was way out of my league. We have already hooked up many times, and she is crazy about me. I have never had a girl txt, and talk to me the way she does.

Now I want to date this girl in the near future (by Feb), but I am essentially undatable bc I live with my ex. Though she doesnt seem to mind, she just wont come over to my place.

Basically my Ex refuses to find another place to live, and she has nowhere to go, and I cant find a subleaser until she finds a place to go. This sucks

Sorry for rant.

[SUR3]

prepare for a huge fight if you bring her over to your house.

[PuzL (Banned)]

I wish my ex would talk to me, apparently i ****ed her over real good

[Ion103]

Originally Posted by SUR3

prepare for a huge fight if you bring her over to your house.

agreed, which is why I wouldnt bring her here. I dont want any fights or drama between my ex and I that could potentially ruin the good thing I got going with this new girl. I guess I just have to drive an hour to this girls place every weekend. Tho Im not terribly mad about that, because its where all my good friends live

[PuzL (Banned)]

if i were you I would sit back and go with the punches...keep booze in the fridge. I sense a drunkin 3some in your midst.

[Ion103]

Originally Posted by PuzL

if i were you I would sit back and go with the punches...keep booze in the fridge. I sense a drunkin 3some in your midst.

They both hate each other, I dont see that happening. As much as I would like it. Neither want to share me. Too bad.

[PuzL (Banned)]

either way bone em both, youll be laughin in a few years anyway

[norcal_baller19]

situation:
ive been friends with a girl in college for a few years now. Couple months ago i saw a pic of her sister on her twitter and thought she was absolutely gorgeous. I was dating someone at the time however.
Now im single, and finally got the balls to ask her sister (who i go to school with) if she would introduce me to her little sister while her sister is home for christmas break.

so basically any tips on showing a girl (who i have never met before) youre interested without coming on too strong?

[PuzL (Banned)]

Whip your dick out...

[james bond 007]

1) Meet her
2) Build some rapport (by this, I mean make some friendly conversation and then see what her plans are. Obviously, building rapport is a longer process than this, but I think you get my point)
3) Ask her on a date

[Elo160]

Grab her titties and shout ME LIKEY

In all seriousness Mr. Bond answered your question, but my idea is more original.

[TheColorCute]

This girl sent me these a couple days ago. I've decided that she and I are going to make coitus. Her body is just awesome

Standard signs of interest. Always texting or Snapchatting me, nervous when we hang out, she has trouble maintaining eye contact when you look into her eyes, nervous giggles, speaks quietly and without confidence, always fidgeting with something (like her phone case) while talking to her and making eye contact, etc.

[PuzL (Banned)]

tell her to clean her ****in room

[TheColorCute]

I was actually going to mention that to her. Looks like a tornado went through that place. Although mine isn't any better

[EmpireEmperor]

I've never understood how people can have random **** laying on the floor. I don't care if you toss that crap on your bed or desk or whatever, but why the **** is it just sitting on the floor?

Also, I would bang her most vigorously. Good for you.

[$h0cK3r]

Originally Posted by EmpireEmperor

I've never understood how people can have random **** laying on the floor. I don't care if you toss that crap on your bed or desk or whatever, but why the **** is it just sitting on the floor?

Also, I would bang her most vigorously. Good for you.

I throw my clothes on the floor when my hamper is full

[PuzL (Banned)]

Originally Posted by TheColorCute

I was actually going to mention that to her. Looks like a tornado went through that place. Although mine isn't any better

bone her while she cleans her room? or while she cleans your room?

[Mr.Familiar]

She's hot color, but I'd be willing to bet she's a train wreck after seeing her room. Jesus...

[TheColorCute]

Originally Posted by PuzL

bone her while she cleans her room? or while she cleans your room?

Or both. At the same time.

Originally Posted by Mr.Familiar

She's hot color, but I'd be willing to bet she's a train wreck after seeing her room. Jesus...

I'll poke a bit of fun at her about it. See if I can't get her to clean dat **** up