Originally Posted by HeroForADay
Got so obliterated last night I was on the verge of non-functioning. Walking and talking were difficult, and my entire body went numb.
FREE BOOZE WOO
Started drinking at 2pm, cant remember anything after 4 pm. Apparently I was kissing/singing to a tire jack in the parking lot of a corner store (lots of people watching). My head made contact with concrete atleast twice, i emptied a mickey on my crotch, and fell in my own piss. My friend took me home and put me in bed at 7pm, my mom found me knocking on the back door at 9pm. I couldnt walk and was completely incomprehensible. I confused a friendwith my girlfriend and told him to hop on my dick.
I was full on Lahey drunk