[mcgyver]

Originally Posted by herk8240

Just need a good woman to share the duties with. If you put the toilet seat down, I don't know how you haven't found a woman yet. Maybe you should try being an *******. It seems to work pretty well

Being an ******* isnt in my character until you piss me off enough. I highly recommend being elsewhere at that point.. Unless you want 300lbs of wookie coming down on you.

I'll act like an ******* for a night or whatever, but its not a good strategy to snag a legit girl.

However, apparently being a Dustin yields high results

[turmoil]

Originally Posted by bronze

Ah pats blue ribbon. Poor paintballer approved

Originally Posted by mcgyver

Ugh, PBR.

lol it's not that bad! $8 for a 12 pack is
for some reason the other week I had a craving for some cheap canned beer. can't get much lower than pbr.

[herk8240]

Originally Posted by mcgyver

Being an ******* isnt in my character until you piss me off enough. I highly recommend being elsewhere at that point.. Unless you want 300lbs of wookie coming down on you.

I'll act like an ******* for a night or whatever, but its not a good strategy to snag a legit girl.

However, apparently being a Dustin yields high results

I know it's for ms right now, not mrs right. took me a long time to find a woman that would put up with me. find somewhere other than a bar to hook up.

[jonotwist]

Originally Posted by turmoil

lol it's not that bad! $8 for a 12 pack is
for some reason the other week I had a craving for some cheap canned beer. can't get much lower than pbr.

https://www.google.com/search?client...hannel=suggest


Oh walgreens usually have this stuff cheap.

[offthahorse]

Originally Posted by mcgyver

Id really like to cook a full 3-4 course meal for a girl Im dating some day.

Id be legit, total panty melter, Im a good cook

Not if you plan on getting laid that night...make it either a very light very tasty 3-4 course meal or a small very tasty singlecourse.

Nothin like stomach sloshes to ruin the mood....

[offthahorse]

Wait.....

Cows qualify as high iq?

[turmoil]

Originally Posted by jonotwist

https://www.google.com/search?client...hannel=suggest


Oh walgreens usually have this stuff cheap.

interesting. might have to look into this. never seen that brand in a store before

[Pbkid's pmr]

Wtf, lost all desire to do anything and can't focus worth ****. Bleh, time to sleep.

[mcgyver]

Originally Posted by offthahorse

Not if you plan on getting laid that night...make it either a very light very tasty 3-4 course meal or a small very tasty singlecourse.

Nothin like stomach sloshes to ruin the mood....

P

Portion control? I know what you are getting at here

[mcgyver]

Originally Posted by Pbkid's pmr

Wtf, lost all desire to do anything and can't focus worth ****. Bleh, time to sleep.

That was me last night, now I'm destroying in black ops II

[Pbkid's pmr]

I've been killing it in black ops 2 lately, gotta make my kd ratio better.

[mcgyver]

Originally Posted by Pbkid's pmr

I've been killing it in black ops 2 lately, gotta make my kd ratio better.

My best gun in the whole game is the Tac 45 pistol

[Pbkid's pmr]

Mp7 for me, wish I had scavenger. I'm msonics equivalent to video games

[msonic]

ha....

[basementN3k0]

wife's drunk... this is awesome......

[Six_Shooter]

Originally Posted by jonotwist

*bleep bloop*

LOL

[lopez17]

Morning OT!

[HeadHunter59]

Cheap beer. hamms 30pack $10 lol. Pbr 30 $13-15 depending were ya go.

As sonic says greetings for the toilet

[lopez17]

Do they still sell Schlitz? The beer that made Milwaukee famous?

[mcgyver]

Originally Posted by lopez17

Do they still sell Schlitz? The beer that made Milwaukee famous?

I think so

[kyotkyotkyot]

Angus T. Jones loses his ****, urges viewers to stop watching Two and a Half Men..

Charlie Sheen Winfluence rises to 96%