Is there someone that could confirm a player that claims to have played for the Jesters in the past? I can't seem to verify through APPA and he claims he has had to change APPA numbers. I would like to discuss this over PM, so please point me in the right direction. Thanks.
RETIRED Liberty University Paintball Coach
As you may remember from the last Jester Fest OTT Matt Rohrmann was the clear victor. He left the event a new champion and drove off in his Mack truck. He wondered however what new opponents may stand in his way for the next JESTER FEST OVER THE TOP.....
Instead of training for the event Rohrmann decided to take off and relax during the off season. He decided it would be in his best interest to sail some nearby waters and get this new tribal tattoo as seen below
But little did Rohrmann know that in the midst of all his album making and tribal tattoo getting, people were training......Training like never seen before for JESTER FEST OVER THE TOP. Of those who were training was Jake L other wise known as CHIN he found a new trainer in the air port this off season and began to power lift. As constant motivation, while training, Chin wore a crown to make him self feel as though he will be the next Jester Fest Over The Top champion.
Also surprisingly training has been Chas. Even though he has been buying up to three vehicles a week for no apparent reason he has been working hard for Jester Fest OVER THE TOP. Chas's approach is indeed a rare approach he has formulated the use of a massive beard to distract his oppents as he takes them OVER THE TOP!!!!
Lastly the return of the Mersa Mers has been rumored. Many thought that this piece of **** would never return due to the fact that he was a constant blimp on the D-Radar. But as it seems the bleeps have been getting closer and the MERS is making his return to JESTER FEST OVER THE TOP. The Mers has gained so much popularity for returning he dresses as though he is a jersey shore character and has women flock to him as seen below.
Someone once said that victory is not made for the triumphent it is made for the hungry. Who will be the next Jester fest over the top champion. It could be you reading this post right now but if your not there on Saturday your doing yourself an injust service. Who will become the next Jester Fest OTT champion only time will tell. Until then this is the Mers Signing out.