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Old 11-29-2012, 11:39 AM #1
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funny joke a friend told me

so there was this condom salesman (get it? he sold condoms that are used for sex). and he was driving around and his car broke down in front of a farm. he asked the farmer who owned it if he could stay overnight until he could get a tow truck. the farmer said "yea, but you can't have sex with my daughter" but the condom salesman did. oh yea, and one time the farmer went into the chicken coop and one of the chickens said "ain't no one in here but us chickens". this would be funny if it happened in a movie.
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Old 11-29-2012, 12:06 PM #2
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Old 11-29-2012, 12:25 PM #3
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Old 11-29-2012, 12:25 PM #4
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I think you may have messed that joke up.
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Old 11-29-2012, 12:48 PM #6
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Old 11-29-2012, 12:59 PM #7
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Old 11-30-2012, 10:37 AM #10
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Old 11-30-2012, 10:39 AM #11
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so there was this condom salesman (get it? he sold condoms that are used for sex). and he was driving around and his car broke down in front of a farm. he asked the farmer who owned it if he could stay overnight until he could get a tow truck. the farmer said "yea, but you can't have sex with my daughter" but the condom salesman did. oh yea, and one time the farmer went into the chicken coop and one of the chickens said "ain't no one in here but us chickens". this would be funny if it happened in a movie.
I GET IT

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE TOW TRUCK
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Old 11-30-2012, 01:19 PM #12
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Old 11-30-2012, 01:19 PM #13
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Old 11-30-2012, 01:22 PM #14
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Old 11-30-2012, 01:25 PM #15
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I had a joke about your vagina, but it stinks.
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Old 11-30-2012, 01:27 PM #16
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Old 11-30-2012, 01:37 PM #17
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Old 11-30-2012, 02:10 PM #18
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Why don't you go on tinychat anymore? I miss seeing your high ,shirtless and rubbing your titties.
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Old 11-30-2012, 02:27 PM #20
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Why don't you go on tinychat anymore? I miss seeing your high ,shirtless and rubbing your titties.
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