Originally Posted by martial_law1972
"you came here to the field with a pair of eyes. We tend to keep it that way and go home with the same pair".
True story, I used to use that line in my safety speech until I looked to my left one day and there stood a gentleman with an eye patch. My speech has now changed to we like you to leave here with the same amount of eyes that you showed up with. He laughed it off but I have never felt so awkward haha.