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11-21-2012, 10:35 PM
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Join Date: May 2010
Location: Plano TX
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Worst place to find a big *** spider
im thinking the bathroom. maybe in the corner of the shower. basically any place that might involve you being naked.  |
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11-21-2012, 10:37 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Wisconsin
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That's a spider with a big ***
Edit: I'd ravage dat *** |
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11-21-2012, 10:41 PM
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the bottom of the toilet seat when you're pooping
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11-21-2012, 10:48 PM
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#4
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Hakuna Matata
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On your trigger finger in a hold up.
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11-21-2012, 10:50 PM
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rolo tony
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: brown town
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You know what I'm sayin' Kill it or die Braggin' about how you had it all dialed
Well what's up now When your **** is
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11-21-2012, 10:54 PM
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USPN Hollister CA
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: California
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In your full face helmet while riding a motorcycle going 60 mph down the highway...
Beat that.....
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Last edited by tvise : 11-21-2012 at 10:56 PM.
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11-21-2012, 10:55 PM
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I pooped in a urinal
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: WA
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Crawling out of your dick.
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11-21-2012, 11:00 PM
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USPN Hollister CA
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: California
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pokenose
Crawling out of your dick.
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wo wo wo wo noooooo.....
How the hell you it get in there?
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11-21-2012, 11:25 PM
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I'll bring the pizzas.
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: staten island, ny
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tvise
wo wo wo wo noooooo.....
How the hell you it get in there?
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In order to you it get in there one must it get you there with here for when us there.
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11-21-2012, 11:30 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Stark's Pond
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on your balls
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11-21-2012, 11:42 PM
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Saltine or Graham?
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: 30045
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tvise
In your full face helmet while riding a motorcycle going 60 mph down the highway...
Beat that.....
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In your full face helmet while riding a motorcycle going 90 mph down the highway...
Just did. |
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11-21-2012, 11:45 PM
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USPN Hollister CA
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: California
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cracker_35
In your full face helmet while riding a motorcycle going 90 mph down the highway...
Just did.
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In your full face helmet while riding a motorcycle going 90 mph down the highway while getting chased by the cops...
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11-21-2012, 11:55 PM
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#13
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Hakuna Matata
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On your keyboard during 2013 ST
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11-22-2012, 12:57 AM
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PoopScooper
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Wisco
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I eat spiders.
-bats
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11-22-2012, 06:29 AM
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back when i was a young buck, my family went to costa rica. the airport there was a large outside hangar and was no less than 20 feet from straight jungle. i had to take a piss, so went to the bathroom. to my surprise, it was pretty much just a stall with a cover. anything could crawl in through the bottom opening or the top opening. anyways, i flip open the toilet lid and theres a dead bat in the toilet and bigass rhinoceros beetles crawling around the bowl. i turn around to gtfo and there are a couple of bigass jungle spiders having an orgy on the stall door. i would have crawled out from under the stall if i believed that costa rican poverty piss wasnt twice as harmful as american piss.
tl;dr-jungle spider
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11-23-2012, 03:13 PM
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you better fear me dear..
Join Date: May 2007
Location: st.louis
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In your hair. This has happened to me.
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11-23-2012, 03:17 PM
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I'm a terrible man
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Brasil
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On your penis.
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11-28-2012, 08:19 PM
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SquadUP
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Liquid Mercury
That's a spider with a big ***
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11-28-2012, 08:30 PM
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It's ARRI not ARRI
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago
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what a worthless thread
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11-28-2012, 08:45 PM
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Join Date: May 2010
Location: Plano TX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ProtoBaller1991
what a worthless thread
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thats why its in the small talk section |
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11-28-2012, 09:58 PM
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Ain't nobody dope as me
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Nor*Cal
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You take that back newcomer
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