[VESIUS]

Ok so now that we heard the "dumbest/stupidest" things people have heard out on the field, what's the funniest thing you've heard?

To be honest it's when people relate paintball to CoD or the actual military. "I'm out of bullets!". It makes a lot of people rage but I find it quite humorous, however on some occasions it annoys me.

[AxeHero25]

Our teams call for when a gun goes down is chicken in the coop so yeah my whole team was laughing

[LaSt_Resort325]

I laugh ever time I hear someone call a race bunker a taco.

[ElJefe13]

Whenever (I did this once too) someone calls a/my pump a "shotgun"

[SNAKESNIPER (Banned)]

Originally Posted by AxeHero25

Our teams call for when a gun goes down is chicken in the coop so yeah my whole team was laughing

CHICKEN! IN! THE COOP! IDIOT!

[inferno2inferno]

The funniest thing I have ever heard on the field was an exchange between a new ref and a player on my team who has hit on the nose area of his mask. The noise of the game made it sound like the ref was saying no instead of nose to the player when he asked for a paint check. Here is how the exchange went.

Player (p): paint check!
Ref (r): what do you need?
P: am I hit?
R: yes.
P: where?
R: Nose!
P: wait no?
R: nose!
P: what do you mean? Yes or no?
R: Nose!
P: so no I am not hit I can keep playing?
R; no nose!
P: no I have a nose.
R; no you are hit on the nose!
P: oh! Crap....

[UndecidedPball]

i need more bullets(paintballs) to kill(shoot) these guys

[VESIUS]

Originally Posted by UndecidedPball

i need more bullets(paintballs) to kill(shoot) these guys

Yeah, kill... Idk everyone uses it so it's one of the few accepted words from games and such, but I think if people would stop saying "I got so many kills" some people would look a paintball a bit better.

Makes it sound like a violent sport.