i got friend zoned like this today no lie
just had this girl come over around 10:00am pst, she stayed in her shirt and underwear only and teased me bad, then she tells me
"i can't do this, you know i like you a lot but you don't pay attention to me and i think this is all you want from me"
then i'm like, "nah, i like you too"
then she puts her pants back on and she tells me "prove it to me"
i ended up snuggling with blue balls