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11-14-2012, 01:10 PM
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SMASH! Now clean it up!!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: 410/Kiladelphia
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What should I say??
So I got a text from a random number today while at the gym. It read:
"Sausage is ready from Jenny. When should we get it?"
So tell me ST, what should my response be?
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11-14-2012, 01:12 PM
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let's go moon some cars
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: rot bah da beach, boyeee
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I'M GONNA **** YOU WITH A RAKE
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Breathing in ghosts of stiff paranoia
I would mistake her for a whistle blower
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11-14-2012, 01:12 PM
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#3
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i got your sausage right here, whore
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11-14-2012, 01:27 PM
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PoopScooper
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Wisco
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When I am available we will get it
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11-14-2012, 01:48 PM
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We're all the same
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: WA State Capitol
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"I don't give a dead moose's last **** what time we get it"
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Twothousandandfour.
Any man who knows a thing, knows that he knows not a damn, damn thing at all. K'Naan
Poor man, living a rich life "Lay your facts by the side of every-day practices of this nation and you will say with me that, for revolting barbarity and shameless hypocrisy, America reigns without a rival." -Frederick Douglass
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11-14-2012, 01:52 PM
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aka Slappy Johnson
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: PHX, AZ
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nuts in da ***, dick in da *****
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Long story short, dong on titties.
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11-14-2012, 01:52 PM
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Woody's Multisport
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Houston
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Tell him to meet you somewhere then show up and just watch from afar, and have fun with it.
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11-14-2012, 02:02 PM
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Plague Upon Your Hissing
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Pennsylvania, The 814
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"So which of us is wearing the saddle tonight?"
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Jlausen: "Think of what 90% of people do on PCP.
They rip their skin off and rape anything in sight. Basically a Shel Silverstein poem."
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XBL - xStonedCrow
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11-14-2012, 02:16 PM
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You Messed With The Wrong Lasagna *****!
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11-14-2012, 02:31 PM
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SMASH! Now clean it up!!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: 410/Kiladelphia
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So far:
804: Sausage is ready from Jenny. When should we get it?
Me: Awesome! How big is it? I know Jenny likes her sausages thick and long.
804: Thick and long. 10#. May be hard to handle. Time to pick it up?
Me: Right. I'll bring the lube. That should make it easier to get in.
804: Will you please tell me when we can get the package from her Rainman?
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11-14-2012, 02:33 PM
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It's ARRI not ARRI
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago
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Originally Posted by pacasowithagun
So far:
804: Sausage is ready from Jenny. When should we get it?
Me: Awesome! How big is it? I know Jenny likes her sausages thick and long.
804: Thick and long. 10#. May be hard to handle. Time to pick it up?
Me: Right. I'll bring the lube. That should make it easier to get in.
804: Will you please tell me when we can get the package from her Rainman?
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11-14-2012, 02:53 PM
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-Thanks!
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: -Thanks.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryan3773
When I am available we will get it
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lol'd.
OP, its a spam text. Now that you responded you're going to get those same texts everyday.
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11-14-2012, 02:54 PM
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yes
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error 404
creativity not found
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11-14-2012, 04:33 PM
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SMASH! Now clean it up!!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: 410/Kiladelphia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by -Thanks
lol'd.
OP, its a spam text. Now that you responded you're going to get those same texts everyday.
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11-14-2012, 04:44 PM
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What are birds?
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Kansas City/Columbia, MO
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Not sure if I can really believe your story. That one neutral is really hurting your case.
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"Someone may beat me, but they are going to have to bleed to do it." -Pre
"And after all of this, I am amazed... COMMONWEALTH University of Missouri
...That I am cursed far more than I am praised."
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11-14-2012, 04:48 PM
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#16
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Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Stark's Pond
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traded my jer-z for his and a tank
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11-14-2012, 05:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by I Have No Legs
Not sure if I can really believe your story. That one neutral is really hurting your case.
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This. Pics or shens mister. |
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11-14-2012, 05:10 PM
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It's ARRI not ARRI
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago
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Originally Posted by RBR321(1)
This. Pics or shens mister.
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so easy to fake |
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11-14-2012, 05:14 PM
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#19
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ProtoBaller1991
so easy to fake
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It's a real
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11-14-2012, 06:26 PM
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hooah hooah hooah hooah
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Georgia
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Why the **** did you have your phone on you at the gym?
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11-14-2012, 06:28 PM
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Six Fifty Three
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: ♣913♣
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Music? That's why I have mine anyways 
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