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10-03-2012, 12:51 AM
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Wow, this was unexpected. So I've gone out with this girl like 5 times now. She's been spending time with me other times too watching games and **** and we've been friends for a while. Out of nowhere I just got a text saying
"Everyone has an addiction mine happens to be you <3"
I'm thinking of replying with a smart comment about me being straightedge but not sure yet.
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10-03-2012, 12:57 AM
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#989
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don't say that
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10-03-2012, 01:05 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: 352
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Originally Posted by casultytosociety
don't say that
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10-03-2012, 01:13 AM
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Match the Mountains
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Appalachia
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Ask her when is she goona let you tap that
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10-03-2012, 01:47 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: MASSachusetts
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So crazy it just might work...I'm a fan of gambling. But seriously....tell her you'd be happy to give her her fix or soem corny *** ****. She'll be drawing succulently upon your pubicle sac in no time.
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10-03-2012, 01:59 AM
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Pretentious Hipster
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Praha, Česká
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Originally Posted by SHOOT3R USA
So my GF just texts me freaking the **** out. I'm like wtf is going on.
She proceeds to tell me she met a tarot card reader on Chatroulette and she asked the tarot card reader about our relationship or some **** cause she's female and we've been arguing this evening. The tarot card reader told her our relationship would change soon and that she was preggo.
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She was probably looking at a lot of dicks on there.
Smarty, you should respond with something vaguely sexual. She sounds like she's trying to get dicked down.
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10-03-2012, 02:07 AM
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I went with FatJoe's suggestion. Seemed vaguely sexual enough yet not overtly perverted. She replied "you better  "
Along with that it's been a pretty good night. After BF3 I played Super Mario Strikers while listening to Rimsky-Korsakov.
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10-03-2012, 02:22 AM
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Swaggin
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: West Side (L), Indiana
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Tell her you're gay.
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10-03-2012, 05:14 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Homewood, IL
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and just like that this thread got turned into girl thread v2
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10-03-2012, 05:52 AM
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Originally Posted by SmartyJones
Wow, this was unexpected. So I've gone out with this girl like 5 times now. She's been spending time with me other times too watching games and **** and we've been friends for a while. Out of nowhere I just got a text saying
"Everyone has an addiction mine happens to be you <3"
I'm thinking of replying with a smart comment about me being straightedge but not sure yet.
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Deep dickings.
Don't be beta.
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10-03-2012, 05:54 AM
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Little morning trivia.
What college did the top 2 tacklers in the nfl go to?
Hint: linebacker u
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10-03-2012, 06:33 AM
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1+1+1=2
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Georgia
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Originally Posted by .OBEY.
Little morning trivia.
What college did the top 2 tacklers in the nfl go to?
Hint: linebacker u
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10-03-2012, 06:54 AM
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You're so silly.
Penn state, Obvi.
Continuing to put the best linebackers in the nfl.
Mauti and Hodges are next.
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10-03-2012, 07:38 AM
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***CHAOS***
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: OH - IO
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i just learned that King of The Hill was canceled to make room for the cleveland show (stolen from reddit)...
rage...building...
edit: smarty, invite her over and proceed to pile drive pound dat ***. treat her poorly and ignore her emotionally and eventually she will either not be addicted to you anymore and ditch or stick around because she is a dumb psycho who thinks she can fix you. in the rare event it is the latter then you simply fake your death
Last edited by imhungry : 10-03-2012 at 07:44 AM.
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10-03-2012, 07:49 AM
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Prepare to die
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Minnesoooooooota
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Really now. Well, I now have yet another reason to hate the cleveland show. Seriously....KotH was a classic.
Also, Smarty I'm legitimately curious about something. This girl is interested in you, obviously, but wouldn't fooling around with her in any way make you go into an OCD cleaning frenzy? Not trying to be a dick, just trying to understand how a potential relationship would work for you.
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10-03-2012, 07:57 AM
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***CHAOS***
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: OH - IO
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IMO he needs to get a gimp suit and slip a condomed dong through the crotchal region of the suit so he is fully protected from the evil outside world
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10-03-2012, 08:46 AM
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#1004
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Give her that coitusssssss.
Suit up.
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10-03-2012, 08:51 AM
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***CHAOS***
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: OH - IO
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YOU MEAN LACE UP?!?!
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10-03-2012, 08:58 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Boise State University
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Tell her you love her.
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10-03-2012, 09:03 AM
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Voice of the Soul
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: LSU
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Tell her you want her to poop in your butt and then you poop the poop back into her butt, back and forth forever. Chicks dig that sweet stuff.
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10-03-2012, 09:11 AM
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built for her pleasure
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Ohio...unfortunately
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Originally Posted by SHOOT3R USA
Does anyone have any tips on being a room mates with a another dude?
My parents are moving out of state and I want to stay here.
This guy is one of my best friends but at the same time he has some sketchy friends. I'm worried about his crazy ex, and the fact that most of his friends are pretty hard drug users or previously were. I know he still drinks and parties a lot which isn't really my thing and I don't want to be drug along into situations like that.
He wouldn't be my first choice in friends to stay with but he's the only one with an empty room in his own place so I don't really have a choice... Rent is pretty high here and I can't afford my own place on my own just yet.
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Your parents have the right idea.
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Originally Posted by imhungry
YOU MEAN LACE UP?!?!
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CLE represent imma wild boy imma imma wild boy
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He is actually really awesome live. Crazy show. He played at 8Fest and he's coming back here the night before OU's Halloween Block Party for a concert. His career has taken off in the past year or so.
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Originally Posted by NinjaMouse:But as a poster in this thread, all I can say is good ****ing luck to whoever wants to try to knock you off the #1 spot. That will take something epic. It would be the upset of the posting season.
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