The ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE is upon us!! The threat has reached Harrisburg, OR and we are in desperate need of help to hold back the infected. The times we need the most help are Oct. 19-20, 25-31. Our volunteer base is limited on those weekends so we NEED your help to contain the threat by shooting as many zombies as you can (they don't shoot back). LETS SAVE THE VALLEY!!!!!
If you are interested in volunteering time for the creation of the facilities prior to those weekends we could use your help and you will be compensated based on assistance.
Alternately, our research team also needs assistance with finding a cure and we need volunteers to sacrifice themselves for the greater good and become mindless zombies. This is a noble cause and we will ensure your loved ones are compensated for your sacrifice.
Call or email at 541-285-0073 or firstname.lastname@example.org