[p8baller18]

Originally Posted by l-Poder-l

Does your beard shave itself every time you put a shirt on?

It's a new kind of shirt. Expensive as hell, but totally worth it.

[ProtoxxPaintball]

In uniform its a 0 medium fade, 2 on top.

[Muff Muff]

I usually go 1 or 2 all the way around.

[l-Poder-l]

Are we seriously still talking about hair?

[p8baller18]

Boobs.

[l-Poder-l]

Originally Posted by p8baller18

Boobs.

Better.

[PBFreak875]

Boob hair.

[p8baller18]

****ty boobs.

[p8baller18]

DP : DC

The entire store I was at previously is mad at me. I'm not sure if any of you remember the redhead that I was trying to be involved with, the one that didn't want a relationship just wanted a **** buddy. Well she's also a compulsive liar and a whore. Turns out she has a boyfriend whom she lives with.

She's started multiple rumors about myself and multiple other people at that store including one saying she slept with one of the assistant managers. Well that man helped me get promoted and taught me half of the stuff I know now, when I caught wind of that rumor I instantly knew he'd never do anything like that. I reported it to my DHRM (District Human Resource Manager) and now he's doing an investigation. He's questioning most of the people at that store.

All of those people are mad at me because I reported it, they are convinced if I didn't say anything that the situation would magically go away. They don't understand that something that big will eventually get out or the compulsive liar will continue to make rumors and lie and start an investigation herself.

So I ask you, did I do the right thing?

[Muff Muff]

Yes you did.

I had my first college sleep over last night.

[tater_salad]

Originally Posted by p8baller18

DP : DC

The entire store I was at previously is mad at me. I'm not sure if any of you remember the redhead that I was trying to be involved with, the one that didn't want a relationship just wanted a **** buddy. Well she's also a compulsive liar and a whore. Turns out she has a boyfriend whom she lives with.

She's started multiple rumors about myself and multiple other people at that store including one saying she slept with one of the assistant managers. Well that man helped me get promoted and taught me half of the stuff I know now, when I caught wind of that rumor I instantly knew he'd never do anything like that. I reported it to my DHRM (District Human Resource Manager) and now he's doing an investigation. He's questioning most of the people at that store.

All of those people are mad at me because I reported it, they are convinced if I didn't say anything that the situation would magically go away. They don't understand that something that big will eventually get out or the compulsive liar will continue to make rumors and lie and start an investigation herself.

So I ask you, did I do the right thing?

Snitch

[p8baller18]

Originally Posted by tater_salad

Snitch

*****.

[Muff Muff]

Snitches get stitches.

[p8baller18]

Originally Posted by Muff Muff

Snitches get stitches.

Well I only snitched on one girl. I seriously doubt she will do anything that will require me to receive stitches.

[Muff Muff]

Kill her, just in case.

[PBFreak875]

You did the right thing. How did they even know it was you? Isn't the reporting prodecure supposed to be anonymous?

So muff how did you like staying up all night painting eachothers nails and talking about cute boys?

[Muff Muff]

0ehmgee, it was liek, sooooooooo awesummm!!!!!!!

Nah, she came over at like 10, then we looked at my clock and it was midnight, and we were just like "eh might as well."

No, we didn't do anything.

[l-Poder-l]

So.


If I get airbags on my truck (not to lower, but to keep the truck level all the time) I think I'm gonna do train horns, just to mess with people.


But only if I get airbags.

[Muff Muff]

You wanna know how I know you're gay?

[l-Poder-l]

Originally Posted by Muff Muff

You wanna know how I know you're gay?

Cause I wanna mess with people?


Don't worry, I would only honk at v6 mustangs, and camaros.

[Muff Muff]

If you can catch us.

On a related note, my dad is loving his new 5.0 F150. He said he likes how it sounds, and is getting around 15-16 mpg with it.