Funniest friendly fire shot you've ever had

Jahdfather · 07-18-2012, 01:30 PM

Arrived early to the field and the other 4 people there decided to rok a 3v2 woods match. I was on the three, quickly moved to flank the other team, and the rest of my team was working one of theirs, not sure where the other was.

As I got around the side, I saw the two of them facing the rest of my team about 5 yards apart. I crept up to surrender them if possible, only to note shots flying around me. I quickly realized my team was shooting at me, yelling ,"he is right there! Wait, that is our guy! Our teammate is there right by them!"

So, as the other team turned and found me I got the nearest enemy out, ducked and got shot by one of the guys from my team.

Sigh... How is it hard to keep record of two teammates?

mexi ca40k · 08-29-2012, 09:59 AM

I was playing woodsball and there was a big patch of thorns, my buddy thought he could shoot a path through them, he shot about 30 or 40 paint balls into the bush to try and cut it down. A few seconds later there was a but of a yell and 5 or 6 of our own player who were hiding behind the bush called out, some shots went right through.

Ledeo · 10-07-2012, 09:31 PM

I personally don't have a my own funny friendly fire. But there was this one guy I was talking to on the field (It was a slow day there) and His gun fires all of a sudden. He looks down and he shot himself in the foot. He said "That is the second ****ing time today." The only friendly fire I have seen that was funny.

Elo160 · 10-07-2012, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Ledeo

I personally don't have a my own funny friendly fire. But there was this one guy I was talking to on the field (It was a slow day there) and His gun fires all of a sudden. He looks down and he shot himself in the foot. He said "That is the second ****ing time today." The only friendly fire I have seen that was funny.

I do that every time i buy a new marker.

Funky Mo Fo · 10-10-2012, 10:33 PM

My buddy and I were moving up on an occupied woods bunker. We had taken cover behind a dense shrubbery to formulate a plan. It was decided that he would throw out a few shots to make the guy in the bunker take cover while I ran up to bunker him. He said go and I broke. I got about a step and a half before I felt what seemed at the time, like a Tiger Woods drive to the back of my head. I guess my buddy wasn't clear on the plan...

TheHoneyBadger · 10-12-2012, 09:51 PM

highway bunkering my snake player

htownseanthomas · 10-17-2012, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by TheHoneyBadger

highway bunkering my snake player

Ooh I've been there. I ran up the inside of the snake and shot a dude in the back. After I made my run through and was lit up by a guy back on the 50 Dorito across the field, I started to wonder why he was facing the same direction I was.. He came over to me after the game and made a couple jokes and I finally caught on to the fact I painted my frontman.

Back at the end of September I went out to the field with my best friend who flew in to celebrate my birthday with me. Him and I were in the middle of a 2v2 with some random guys and I hip fired at him and nailed him in the ribs. When he turned and saw me laughing, he started shooting at me! So him and I started our own gunfight in the middle of the game. The two guys we were against just walked up to the fifty and watched us go at it. It was a lot of fun.

lewizz124 · 11-26-2012, 01:13 AM

Last weekend in a pickup game I was In S1 and someone ran down the tape to bunker me and I shot him on the way to me and I heard shooting on the inside of the beam I was behind and thought someone was trying to bunker my from inside and I popped up and saw someone run ing my direction so I shot him and popped back down. The. I realized in my head he looked like someone on my team earlier.... yeah wtf was he doing he was on my team lol.
After the game he was all confused like who shot me??? After I told him it was me I asked why in the world he was running at me? he said he was in like the center 30 and saw the snake guy making a move on me so he ran in the open at him to get him before he got me the he realized I already killed him. He said he was totally iin the open and ran back towards the snake insert for cover and got shot in the chest lol. I asked him why he was running around like a mad man and he said he didn't know, but when he did it, it all felt horribly wrong lol.

Dequat · 01-17-2013, 10:46 PM

Paint is kind of expensive by me, especially since i didn't have a lot of money on me last night, just enough for admission and one case. My friend steals a bag of mine, and uses it to fill up a pod. I didn't know he took it, so i thought someone else took it. He told me he took it so i got pissed and took it back.

Later on that night a guy was finished playing, and he had a hopper full of paint left. I told him ill take it, and to dump it in my box of paint. Before he can do so, my friend shoves a pod next to him, and asked him to fill it up. I really got pissed off because he already stole a pod of paint from me, and hes shooting maybe 5 bps (he had a spyder mr1, which he cant really walk the trigger) and hes always one of the first people out. I'm a back/mid player that can easily go through a pod or two a game if i didn't feel like conserving paint. So he basically tells me to shut up and stop complaining.

Next game comes up, and as the ref is picking the teams, i hope that I'm not on his team just so i can light him up. unfortunately he is on my team. Remember when i said he was always one of the first people out? Well, that happens as he runs down the field off the break to try and get a few people out without them realizing hes rushing them. I see him get picked off, and watch him call himself out. That's when i took a few seconds to pop out, and use some well worth it paint up his back, as he runs off the field faster then he ran down the field.

Of course i played stupid as he lifted up his shirt at the end of the game, and showed the red, soon to be welts, marks on his back.

bolt53 · 02-22-2013, 09:59 AM

I guess this is my friendly fire story. We were all playing speedball and we were in the zone winning all over. I usually turn all my guns off after each round. I just tweaked my old gun (mini) so even a finger next to the trigger would go off. Next round i get hit on my gun. So were all stanting around waiting for next point to start and im cleaning my gun off. Not realising it was on still the towel touchs the trigger and all you hear it pow pow pow pow 4 shots my team mates gun goes flying up. He runs off the field screaming. Were all like holy sh## he took 4 shots point blank to his private.

LastGladius · 04-06-2013, 10:37 PM

I was at SplatterPark in Ohio I believe.

I was laying down a nice stream into the treeline for about 5 seconds until my buddy sprints directly across my line of fire like a maniac and I hit him in the side of the head twice. He finished running and looked around like he was going to murder me. He was pissed at me for the next day or two.

He thought I did it on purpose, which I of course didn't. The best part is that I was recording on my GoPro and caught his stupidity in the act.