is there going to be a clinic this saturday the 4th??
"then I busted to the snake and shot like 77 guys...wiped five hits...stopped to dry hump a hot mom in the stands...and punched a 14 yr old spoiled kid in the face who was holding a $1500 marker his mom bought him...then the ref high-fived me for being a BAD ***."
in the morning when she walked to the bathroom she touched her face, turned and looked at me and said "What's this? Oh, that's right, you came on my face". Then we ****ed again.