Mike Tyson's tiger is in my bathroom
Guys I need help! Mike Tyson's tiger is in my bathroom. This is how it all happened...
So last night I was chillin outside of my house and I saw a big sign across the street saying that Mike Tyson was in town tonight. So I went to the bar to see him, I got there and he was totally stoned. I helped him back to his place and he told me to take his tiger for a walk. I told him no, after that I was kinda mad so I took a steak and shoved some morphine in it then I threw the tiger in my trunk after he passed out. I put him the bathroom, but how he is awake and I flipping!
I look at everyone elses gun sales and I say " Damn, why don't my threads ever look like that?"
All your guys flashy colors and girls with 50 cal. amunition belts wrapped around them with their bikinis on! I realized I need bring it to the next level. I still haven't thought of how to but for now I'm clueless