People who have entered the field of battle countless times in tanks and robotic armor are nostalgically pining for pump games!? Are you sh****ng me?
I want more full-auto games! We need air-borne paintball platforms people! And I want cheap, massed-produced, styro-foam pods that I can thoughtlessly discard in the woods. I want O2 tanks banned and Co2 the mandatory gas of all paintball games going forward.
Oh...and those totally green compound bows that shoot paintballs without any gas at all should be outlawed and their owners forced to listen to R.E.O. Speedwagon Classic Hits for like 8 hours!
Put that in your pump and shoot it!
But.....but....Won't somebody please think about the CHILDREN!