[FoidPoosening]

Not meant to be mean, just meant to be funny.

Mine: Kid who looked to be about 12-13 asked me how to take the barrel apart on his ego11. Threading issues anyone?

NOTE: This thread is not mean to bash or hate on younger players, they are the future of our sport. Just meant to be some lighthearted humor and let those who slip up sometime know that others their age do it too

Go!

[ArchAngelIon]

I was 14 and I thought eyes limited max rate of fire so I turned them off. I set my shocker that I scooped NIB to max rebound ROF and had a 12 volt revy. The nerve board was just released and was mindblowing at that tim.

I went around all butthurt because my new whip was a splooge shotgun of chops till a more experienced player *****ed me out and said turn the eyes on or buy my used halo. rofl.

[2nwyka]

I've had younger players look at one of my AutoCockers and wonder what they are. I've heard "Oh, he's got an Angel" or "Wow, home-built gun." I'll just smile and nod and through gritted teeth say, very calmly, "IT'S AN AUTOCOCKER."
I've seen people asking me how to take apart their gun, which I can pull a manual for out of giant binder of marker manuals I carry around with me to the field. Usually they're happy to learn, but several people just don't get that you HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR STUFF!

Anyways, yeah.
Noah

[NJKillaZ]

Thought I knew it all about paintball... So I bought a WGP synergy n thought it was the best gun ever. So I aired it up, and it started making that sound that tippmans make when they run out of air. Mind u this was my thirdtime paint balling. So I dropped my gun and sprinted out the facility cuz i thought my **** was gonna blow up haha

[slipknotballer332]

my freinds dad was letting this 10 yr old kid use his ego 10 because it was his birthday, the kid ran up the feild spraying like a maniac and got shot. he droped the gun and broke the feedneck on my freinds dads rotor.

[Gooseyownzall]

When i first started playing when i was 12, i took my Azodin Blitz into a repair shop and named every single part "That Thing"

[FunSizeAssasin]

Got shot on the gun trying to clean the paint off accidentally shooting my teammate in the dead box.

[TwistedFreak (Banned)]

[Cracker_35]

Originally Posted by FoidPoosening

Mine: Kid who looked to be about 12-13 asked me how to take the barrel apart on his ego11. Threading issues anyone?

lol'd because I had the same problem when I got my first gun with a reverse threaded tip.

Didn't last too long though.

[XxCubakkaxX]

Originally Posted by Gooseyownzall

When i first started playing when i was 12, i took my Azodin Blitz into a repair shop and named every single part "That Thing"

so what are u now ? 14?

first tournament i ever played was at blackbeard's cave (concrete bunkers, big tires, trees) went for a head first dive (like all the pro's did on the video's that i thought made me better when i started) smacked my face on a concrete bunker. cracked my lens, broke my feedneck in half, and got shot up

[Emre]

First young guns ever a year ago when i was 14, Horrid lighting + Mirrored lens = 5/20 Vision im left in a 1v3 1 pod of paint left i slide my mask up a little bit so i can see through run down the field and take one right in the cheek almost missed my eye. Then i switched the lens and had a sick run through after

[i EaT yEaRbOoKs....]

Self experience of noobyness:Bought me a pm7 when I was 12 took it out the first day and chopped every ****ing shot! Took the barrel off and i accidentally shot myslef in the face. Yes it was really stupid didnt hurt since the barrel was off.

Other kids of noobyness: kids went on the feild without a tank and asked why his gun wasn't shooting.

[NathanV11]

When I was 10, i thought my spyder electra could out shoot the new ego's

[mega_dye]

My first game playing back after taking a 6 year break I got shot in the back of the head by a young gun blind firing behind me.

[Ian560]

When I first got my ego, I didn't know it had to be on when you air it up, i couldn't screw down the oops. All in all, It took me 10 minutes to figure it out and it was pretty embarrassing.

[Ghilliesuitguy]

I'm only 16 but I've been around paintball for about four years; what kills me is when I see a pack of ten year olds come out to the field and think that paintball is a real life version of call of duty.

[Babyneedsanewego2012]

I'm only 13 but right when I started playing I thought ALL guns were made by tippmann and looked up "tippmann etek" hahahaha

[RawRawh1014]

In my first paintball game. I shot this big guy point blank, but no break. I then get shot by him point blank (break). Yet, I'm the one who gets called out. I look at the ref with confusion. Cause I was unaware the paint was supposed to break on someone to be called out... Fail. You live you learn.

[uranjack]

When I originally started playing, I used to hide. No like really hide, there was like this fort that you could crawl under, I used to be like why is the game over I'm still alive? All the way in the back of the field hiding. haha.

[mafiahalo93]

when i was 13 i was playing woodball and got shot in the *** by a girl

[dyeeepaintballlllll]

I asked a guy for help cause my gun was jammed and i accidently shot him in the neck when he told me to turn the barrel plug on this was when i was 11